Corrections

Julie

Corrections ISSUE 49•29 Jul 17, 2013
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.

Today's Date

Corrections ISSUE 49•25 Jun 19, 2013
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...

Six Forks

Corrections ISSUE 49•17 Apr 24, 2013
In last Saturday’s Dining section, Damian’s Bistro was given a rating of Four Plates. The Onion has since changed its rating scale.

Doozy

Corrections ISSUE 49•11 Mar 16, 2013
The Onion would like to apologize in advance for tomorrow’s mistake, which is going to be a doozy.

Tomato

Corrections ISSUE 49•11 Mar 13, 2013
We accidentally called the tomato a vegetable in Monday’s issue, when actually the tomato can be whatever you want it to be.