Corrections

Dream Kitchens

Corrections ISSUE 48•50 Dec 12, 2012
Last Sunday, this paper ran a story about dream kitchens. It should have been about the cyclical nature of the homelessness problem in America. The ...

Septapus

Corrections ISSUE 48•46 Nov 17, 2012
The Onion got all excited last week after we thought we discovered a septapus, but it turns out it was just a regular dumb octopus ...

Murder Suicide

Corrections ISSUE 48•46 Nov 14, 2012
In Wednesday’s article about the double shooting on Oakwood Avenue, the order of the crimes was accidentally reversed. It was murder, then suicide. The ...

Six-Pack

Corrections ISSUE 48•44 Nov 3, 2012
In Tuesday’s issue, <i>The Onion</i> referred to a six-pack of soda as “half-a-duz metal fizz barrels roped together with plastic string.” <i ...

Puzzle

Corrections ISSUE 48•44 Oct 31, 2012
The misspelling of the word “hibiscus” in last Sunday’s Home & Garden section was not a mistake, but rather part of a sprawling logic puzzle ...

Job Loss

Corrections ISSUE 48•36 Sep 5, 2012
Last Monday The Onion stated that it was a holiday when, in fact, it wasn’t. We apologize to all those who lost their jobs.

Kill Spot

Corrections ISSUE 48•32 Aug 11, 2012
In Tuesday's article on self-defense, The Onion incorrectly reported the location of the "kill spot." It is actually 3 inches to the left, and ...

Lucky Number

Corrections ISSUE 48•30 Jul 25, 2012
Tuesday's issue of The Onion mistakenly printed the page number 13 instead of doing the hotel thing and skipping from 12 to 14.