Apache Trout
Last week, The Onion mislabeled a photo of an Apache trout as a rainbow trout. Happy, Vince from Wyoming?
Corrections
Mom Slays
We would like to amend last Thursday's headline "Local Grocery Store Site Of Triple Murder" to read "Man Slays 3 In Grocery-Store Rampage," which ...
Page 11
Yesterday's page 11 article about Tuesday's city council meeting was basically all wrong. If you still have the issue, please take a red ...
I-95
The Onion recently reported that northbound traffic on I-95 was backed up 25 miles south of Baltimore.
Runoff Election
Due to a deadline, The Onion had to make an educated guess on how the runoff election for Rockwell County supervisor ended last night.
Peoria
On a positive note, The Onion would like to point out that it accurately identified the third deputy mayor of Peoria, IL as Bevin Decker ...
Pack Of Wild Dogs
Recently, The Onion incorrectly reported that a pack of wild dogs had taken over St. Louis. The Onion was too frightened to fact-check that article ...
Possession
In a previous issue, The Onion spelled the word "possession" with two sets of double s's, which is apparently correct but just doesn't ...
Veterinary Schools
In The Onion's June 20 feature "America's 10,000 Best Veterinary Schools," the Denver Center for Reptile Fixing was listed 10 spots too ...
Humbaba
In the May 21 issue, Humbaba was mistakenly identified as the secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Offspring
Last week The Onion published a photo of a man giving the evil eye. The Onion regrets not printing a Hand of Fatima on the ...
Crossword Correction
A clue in last week's crossword puzzle read: "either/or." One correct answer was "this" and the other "that," which also fit.
Desk Lamps
The Onion regrets buying those new energy-efficient compact fluorescent desk lamps because no one in the office is using them.
Nail on Head
Three years from now, The Onion will run an article that will not hit the nail exactly on the head.
There should have been a price of $1.25 on this week's Onion. Please send that amount to our offices to the attention of the features editor.
There should have been a price of $1.25 on this week's Onion. Please send that amount to our offices to the attention of ...
Angry Letters
Following a barrage of angry letters regarding last week's article "10 Things You Can Try At Someone Else's Home," The Onion wishes to ...
