Corrections

Sting

Corrections Oct 27, 2010
Last week The Onion ran a full-page color photo of Sting.

Harold Thiede

Corrections Oct 16, 2010
In last week's piece on Harold Thiede, the 103-year-old die-hard Baltimore Orioles fan, we incorrectly stated that he hasn't missed a home game ...

Apple Pie

Corrections Oct 2, 2010
The secret ingredient in the recipe for The Onion's All-American Apple Pie was inadvertently omitted from last week's cooking section.

Braille Edition

Corrections Sep 29, 2010
The Onion felt an incorrect date on last week's Braille edition. We apologize and remain committed to making the paper feel right this and ...

Johnny Depp

Corrections Sep 18, 2010
Due to our inability to secure the interview ahead of time, last week's Q&A; with Johnny Depp failed to include any of the famous ...

Current Time

Corrections Sep 4, 2010
The Onion has learned that the Current Time section launched in last week's issue may have contained the incorrect time depending on when in ...

Billy Tandem

Corrections Sep 1, 2010
Though we had planned to run a multipart series on the treatment of 12-year-old cancer patient Billy Tandem, the fact is, the kid is so ...

Kids' Korner

Corrections Aug 21, 2010
Last Sunday, The Onion failed to post the answer to the Kids' Korner brainteaser. The correct way to bring the fox, hen, and sack of ...

Peter Sarsgaard

Corrections Aug 18, 2010
Actor Peter Sarsgaard's name was misspelled in a photo caption accompanying a story about the upcoming release of Green Lantern.

Arizona Law

Corrections Aug 7, 2010
The Onion regrets that its recent editorial entitled "Arizona Law Will Institutionalize Anti-Mexican Sentiment" completely contradicts its 1846 editorial "Those Popish Brown-Skins Must Be Piked ...

Mel Gibson

Corrections Aug 4, 2010
Last week this paper reported that Mel Gibson's career was likely over due to the release of a racist, obscenity-laden tape.

Peanut Allergies

Corrections Jul 21, 2010
The Onion is manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts and various tree nuts. We regret any swelling.

Fire Safety

Corrections Jun 27, 2010
Saturday's article on fire safety contained an error. Apparently, the correct order of actions to take when one is on fire is "stop, drop ...

Jennifer Hudson

Corrections Jun 24, 2010
Yesterday we reported that Jennifer Hudson had dropped from a size 20 to a size 11, when in fact she is a size 10.

World News Section

Corrections Jun 12, 2010
A brief in the World News section reported that Darleen Frazier, 6, chased a butterfly—only to discover a rainbow.