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    The Thrill of Victory

    Editorial Cartoon • ISSUE 48•35 • Aug 27, 2012

    Multiple Choice

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    The Next (De)Generation

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    Nanny State, Ninny State

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    Editorial Cartoon • ISSUE 48•20 • May 14, 2012

    College Graduation

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    For Whom The Ball Drops

    Editorial Cartoon • ISSUE 48•18 • Apr 30, 2012

    Out To Pasture

    Editorial Cartoon • ISSUE 48•15 • Apr 9, 2012

    Unsinkable Cinema

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    No Ribbon, No Cure?

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    Extinguished Values

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    Inhumane Society

    Editorial Cartoon • ISSUE 48•11 • Mar 12, 2012

    Arcane Arcade

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