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    On Who Will Go First In This Year's NFL Draft

    Fan On The Street • Apr 20, 2006

    On Kenyan Dominance In Marathons

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    On Last Weekend’s NBA All-Star Game

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    On Kobe Bryant's 81-Point Performance

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    On Marcus Vick's Character Issues

    Fan On The Street • Jan 19, 2006

    ON MARCUS VICK'S CHARACTER ISSUES

    Fan On The Street • Jan 12, 2006

    ON RACIALLY INSENSITIVE SPORTS MASCOTS

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    ON SHERYL SWOOPES COMING OUT AS A LESBIAN

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    ON SHERYL SWOOPES COMING OUT AS A LESBIAN

    Fan On The Street • Nov 24, 2005

    On Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi Playing After Suffering A Stroke

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