Gift Guides

The Onion's Gift Guide For The Person Who Has Everything

Gift Guides • ISSUE 48•50 • Dec 13, 2012

Before you waste your money again, The Onion's holiday gift guide offers these can’t miss ideas for what to give your somewhat-loved ones ...

Gift Guides • ISSUE 48•50 • Dec 12, 2012

Are you the kind of asshole who can't get enough Crate & Barrel? If so, find the right presents to liven up your home this ...

Gift Guides • ISSUE 48•50 • Dec 11, 2012

Looking for the perfect present for your kids? The Onion presents its ultimate holiday gift guide for children ages 5 and up.