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Fencing
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Yummers
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The Onion's Issue-By-Issue Candidate Guide
As Election Day nears, inform your vote with The Onion’s definitive issue-by-issue guide to the presidential candidates.
Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation
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Inaugural Paula Deen .05K Walk For Diabetes Research Course Map
The planned route for the .031-mile event.
Protest Timeline Of Events
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The Plan
A leaked document reveals details of the bishop team’s mission. Full Story.
Petition: We Want Heath Ledger In "The Dark Knight Rises"
Fans of the Batman film series have drafted a petition to make an appearance from late actor Heath Ledger happen.
Winter Olympic Event Guide: Snøkåathlaan, Part 2
Our handy viewer's guide continues this week with a comprehensive guide to a thrilling sport rich in tradition.
Official Poster For 'Terminal Gust'
The poster for the upcoming film, Terminal Gust, presented by Americans For Mining Based Energy, narrated by Kelsey Grammar.
Top This
An unforgettable piece of photo-journalism from The Onion that competing media organizations will certainly be unable to surpass this year.
A Look Inside Planned Parenthood's $8 Billion Abortionplex
Climbing wall, food court, large-capacity fetus incinerators: Look inside Planned Parenthood's new abortionplex.
