John F. Kennedy's Dad Defeats Nixon

Recently Opened Empire State Building 'Giant-Ape Proof,' Say Architects

Morty And Betty Crocker Executed For Selling Top-Secret Cake Recipes to Reds

Malcolm X: 'I Also Have a Dream'

Nixon Steps Up Bombing Raids on New York Times

Women Get Vote, Rest Rooms

Carter to Congress: 'What's Your 20, Good Buddy?'

O.J. Finds Killer

Black Still Color Of Choice This Fall

Korean War Ends in Tearful 3-Hour Finale

Victory! U.S. Wins Vietnam War at Last

President Calls for Calm Following Nipple Sighting on Farrah Fawcett Poster

Americans Outraged By South Africa's Race-Divided Economic System

President Wilson Calls For Creation Of Useless World Governing Body

1939 World's Fair Portends Ghastly Future

Hippies Celebrating 'Fuck-Summer' `67

War Rationing Board Restricts Nylon Use to Armed Forces, J. Edgar Hoover Only

The Machine: Will It Replace The China-Man?

Lady Liberty's Spanish Menace Returns For Revenge

Lindbergh Baby Found Dead: Police Vow to Convict Non-English-Speaking Immigrant 'At Any Cost'