Behavioral scientists Robinson and Godbey once postulated that human activity is almost infinite in meaning and form. Except yours.
Forces beyond your understanding have decreed that you will have a pretty much average week.
Your execution by lethal injection will spark endless debate on whether capital punishment in America is cool-looking enough.
Your decision to put on a show to save the old malt shop will result in your arrest for public nudity, indecent behavior, and violation ...
You will realize that just because an idea comes to you in a dream doesn't make it any good after spending millions establishing a ...
You're known to all as a person who doesn't bother hiding her feeling. That's not a typo. You've only got one.
Please help clean up your world! After all, your mother doesn't live here, at least not after next Thursday.
You won't be aware that there's a Citizens' Coalition To Stop The Igniting Of Cats until they knock on your door next Wednesday.
You tend to fly into a rage over the smallest problems. Fortunately, you'll encounter only huge disasters this week.
You will learn that you are 1/64th Chippewa. Honor your heritage by finding a use for every part of the burrito.
The stars indicate that you will meet an attractive Aries the next time you look in the mirror. Sometimes, those stars are just a little ...
When you said no one could tell you how to live your life, you forgot about the warden and all those guards.
Stop worrying so much about what your friends think. You should only care about the opinions of decent people.
You will find yourself torn between two lovers, one who is giving and kind and refuses to let you go, and another who chains you ...
There's a lot to be said for self-improvement, but making yourself more aerodynamic is probably a waste of time.
The stars would have been amazed by your survival on that life raft for three weeks even if it weren't filled with hungry Alaskan ...
here comes a moment in every person's life when one must honestly evaluate one's worth as a human being. You should put this ...
You will be surprised to learn that even refrigerators can burn if they manage to get hot enough.
Your conviction that there is meaning and purpose to life is shattered when you are reminded of the existence of Phyllis Diller.
Your admirable decision to lead a life of honesty and moral rectitude will bring your career in advertising to a sudden and drastic end.