Aries Enlightenment and confusion will both be yours this week, when a tree falls in the woods only to make the sound of one hand ...

Aries It is said that the eyes are the windows to one's soul, which helps explain why so many damn birds keep flying into ...

Aries Fun and despair will be in the air this week when a nearby confetti factory explodes, killing 63 employees./li> Taurus You've never ...

Aries The stars, in their infinite wisdom, recommend that you check yourself this week, as not doing so might lead you to wreck yourself in ...

Aries Clear and direct communication is key to a successful marriage. Try ending all of your domestic exchanges with "Roger that, good buddy." Taurus Though ...

Aries They say that God lives inside each and every one of us. Keep digging away until you find Him. Taurus Your fear and distrust ...

Aries What others think of you is a constant source of worry, so take heart in knowing that they rarely ever do. Taurus It might ...

Aries The stars would love nothing more than to reveal your future this week, but unfortunately, they're just large luminous balls of plasma held ...