Your Horoscopes

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•45 • Nov 3, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 48•26 ISSUE 45•44 • Oct 27, 2009

Taurus: The rise of Jupiter in your sign indicates that Jesus Christ, come on now, get your goddamn finances in order already.

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•43 • Oct 20, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•42 • Oct 13, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•41 • Oct 6, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•40 • Sep 29, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•39 • Sep 22, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•38 • Sep 15, 2009

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Horoscope • ISSUE 45•35 • Aug 25, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•33 • Aug 11, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•31 • Jul 28, 2009

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Horoscope • ISSUE 45•28 • Jul 7, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 30, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•26 • Jun 26, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•25 • Jun 16, 2009

Horoscope • ISSUE 45•24 • Jun 9, 2009