Cardinals vs. Rams
The Rams host the Cardinals for a game that someone at the NFL Network will get fired for scheduling.
Keys To The Matchup
Bears vs. Cowboys
The Cowboys host the Bears in a shootout between two of the NFL's dopiest quarterbacks
Vikings vs. Lions
This battle between two perennial underperformers, Detroit and Minnesota, has all the makings of an epic disappointment.
Patriots vs. Ravens
The Ravens take on the Patriots, but unfortunately only one team can lose. Onion Sports looks at what each team must do to win.
Panthers vs. Giants
The Panthers host the Giants in another one of these goddamn Thursday night games. Onion Sports looks at what each team needs to do to ...
Bears vs. Packers
The Bears go to Lambeau Field to take on the Packers in a rivalry that's as old and clichéd as the NFL itself.
Steelers/Broncos
The Broncos host the Steelers in a rematch of the 2012 wild-card game, but this time Denver has an actual quarterback. Here’s what each ...
Cowboys/Giants
The 2012 NFL Kickoff game showcases a classic division rivalry between the Super Bowl champion New York Giants and the defending NFC East third place ...
Heat/Thunder
The 2012 NBA Finals pits a little-liked team stocked with superstars against a classic lovable underdog. Here's what our analysts say everyone must do ...
Spurs/Thunder
It's time for the Western Conference Finals, featuring an archetypical dynamic young team and an archetypical veteran team with strong fundamentals.
Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Philadelphia Flyers
The Stanley Cup playoffs are here and the matchups are intriguing, particularly the feisty, fight-ridden intrastate battle between the Penguins and the Flyers.
Super Bowl XLVI
It's Super Bowl time, and our analysts have methodically outlined what the Pats and Giants have to do so that fans don't feel ...
AFC Divisional Playoffs, Broncos at Patriots
Scant weeks after beating Denver in the regular season, the Patriots host the Broncos and try to put a stop to Tim Tebow's remarkable ...
BCS National Championship Game
Alabama gets a mulligan and a chance to lose to LSU for the second time this year in a championship game that doubles as proof ...
Dolphins vs. Cowboys
The Dolphins visit Dallas for the traditional Cowboys Thanksgiving game. Here's how these teams could make this super-70s matchup watchable:
Jets vs. Patriots
The Jets' last loss was to the Patriots. The Patriots have won only one game since then. Here's what each team must do to ...
LSU at ALABAMA
This week sees a matchup at the very top of the scientifically determined college football rankings. Here are the strategic points for both platoons:
Rangers vs. Cardinals
The Fall Classic begins tonight with the Rangers making their second-ever Series appearance, this time against the talent-rich but often underperforming Cardinals. Here's what ...
Saints vs. Packers
The 2011 NFL Kickoff game showcases the past two Super Bowl winners, so we'll see how bad those famous hangovers can be.
Stanley Cup Finals vs. NBA Finals
Sports fans are in clover with the NBA and NHL championship series both currently in progress, providing an opportune moment to settle an age-old question ...
