PARSIPPANY, NJ—It took nearly a whole weekend’s worth of research, but Katie Stahl determined that her kitty is indeed the neighborhood’s fluffiest.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 28, 2013
STAMFORD, CT—A momentary frenzy gripped the fourth floor of the Tri-State Insurance Company after several employees thought they overheard someone say “donut.”National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 26, 2013
DELAFIELD, WI—Ice cream truck driver Robert Shaw, 35, made sure no adults were watching before leading some kids in a chase around the cul-de-sac.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 24, 2013
TUCSON, AZ—While Keith Toney is perfectly content as a crane operator, he would really love to be one of those guys who drives around a car that looks like a thing.National News Highlights • Jun 23, 2013
NEW YORK—Although no one could tell, Barbara Smith, 52, was actually a tourist walking the streets of New York and not some cool local.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 21, 2013
PAOLI, PA—Veteran firefighters Ken Mazda, 51, and Tom Gerbode, 44, took turns rescuing themselves from a burning building before listlessly putting out the flames.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 19, 2013
SAN FRANCISCO—After listening to a couple arguing on the street, Kevin Avery yelled a sensible solution out his fourth-floor window.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 17, 2013
BOISE, ID—Idaho lawmakers asked Montana for some of its western land today so they both could be more rectangular, but so far they haven’t heard back.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 16, 2013
LEXINGTON, MA—The gentle swerving of drunk man Alex Fusco’s Hyundai Elantra rocked him softly to sleep as he returned home from the Vine Brook Tavern.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 14, 2013
MEDFORD, NJ—Elena Bradford, 33, prefaced a request for gossip about Barry by saying she didn’t want to gossip about Barry.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 12, 2013
BLOOMINGTON, MN—Josh Rasmussen, 13, executed the season’s first successful cannonball at the Community Swim Center.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 10, 2013
BILOXI, MS—Sylvester Hurley waited until a reasonable hour to like a Facebook friend’s photo.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 9, 2013
SACRAMENTO, CA—Justin D’Antonio realized he had only himself to blame for his disrespectful parrot.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 7, 2013
KALISPELL, MT—Tara Lynch, 34, slipped into something equally comfortable but sexier.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 5, 2013
LOS ALAMOS, NM—Café owner Marcy Dightner said the phrase “farm to table” 36 times in one day.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 3, 2013
TOMS RIVER, NJ—Shirley and Calvin Redson sat peacefully on their porch for 20 minutes before realizing how boring that was.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•22 • Jun 2, 2013
FRAMINGHAM, MA—The magic of the gas price sign outside the local Sunoco was ruined for Ross Quigley when he saw a man up on a tall ladder changing the numbers.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•22 • May 31, 2013
HOUSTON—Ron Larson, 51, unknowingly ate his 5,000th taco.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•22 • May 29, 2013
LOS ANGELES—Local woman Veronica Reilly spent the entire morning being barked at by her dog and was perfectly okay with that.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•22 • May 27, 2013
CROWN POINT, IN—Wayne Tyler can’t believe he had a kid with such shitty, mainstream taste in nursery rhymes.National News Highlights • ISSUE 49•21 • May 26, 2013
