National News Highlights
LAKEWOOD, CO—Bob Kenney, 46, made sure his apology was way more insulting than his original comment.
LAKEWOOD, CO—Bob Kenney, 46, made sure his apology was way more insulting than his original comment.
BRANDON, SD—Karina Stetson, 6, slowed down her Mississippis upon request.
BRANDON, SD—Karina Stetson, 6, slowed down her Mississippis upon request.
BROOKLYN, NY—Tara Jenkins can't believe she never thought of putting on a hat with this outfit.
BROOKLYN, NY—Tara Jenkins can't believe she never thought of putting on a hat with this outfit.
SAN JOSE, CA—Years of intense training and tremendous sacrifice have led gymnast Denise Volker to this sparsely attended moment.
SAN JOSE, CA—Years of intense training and tremendous sacrifice have led gymnast Denise Volker to this sparsely attended moment.
MARIETTA, OH—Jim Koepp, 59, simultaneously replaced his sparkplugs and held a conversation without once taking the cigarette out of his mouth.
MARIETTA, OH—Jim Koepp, 59, simultaneously replaced his sparkplugs and held a conversation without once taking the cigarette out of his mouth.
GAINESVILLE, GA—Cathy Fiori sure made the most of her opposable thumbs today.
GAINESVILLE, GA—Cathy Fiori sure made the most of her opposable thumbs today.
WARWICK, RI—No one in the Catalano family was really sure if Aunt Ellen merely forgot to buy everyone those creepy looking angel figurines this year, or if she had simply stopped caring.
WARWICK, RI—No one in the Catalano family was really sure if Aunt Ellen merely forgot to buy everyone those creepy looking angel figurines this ...
LOS ANGELES—While stuck in traffic, Neil Samdy daydreamed about what it would be like to be stuck in traffic in a flying car.
LOS ANGELES—While stuck in traffic, Neil Samdy daydreamed about what it would be like to be stuck in traffic in a flying car.
HAMMOND, IN—Five-year-old David Groen figured if he’s made it that far, it’s okay to be really, really bad on Christmas Eve.
HAMMOND, IN—Five-year-old David Groen figured if he’s made it that far, it’s okay to be really, really bad on Christmas Eve.
PHILADELPHIA—Colleen Brazil saved the penis hats in the hope that someday she might have a daughter who would use them at her own bachelorette party.
PHILADELPHIA—Colleen Brazil saved the penis hats in the hope that someday she might have a daughter who would use them at her own bachelorette ...
LIVONIA, MI—Local man Raymond George briefly contemplated whether or not he had ever heard of tilapia before 10 years ago.
LIVONIA, MI—Local man Raymond George briefly contemplated whether or not he had ever heard of tilapia before 10 years ago.
VIDOR, TX—The parents of Anthony Magdon, 12, were sure to buy all the video games that looked similar to, but weren’t actually, the ones on his Christmas list.
VIDOR, TX—The parents of Anthony Magdon, 12, were sure to buy all the video games that looked similar to, but weren’t actually, the ...
MCALESTER, OK—Andrew Maniloff, 29, wants to put his change neatly back into his wallet, but fuck, there’s like a billion people in line behind him.
MCALESTER, OK—Andrew Maniloff, 29, wants to put his change neatly back into his wallet, but fuck, there’s like a billion people in line ...
PHILADELPHIA—Diane Carpola, 68, continued her longstanding tradition of answering the phone by asking, “Who’s this?”
PHILADELPHIA—Diane Carpola, 68, continued her longstanding tradition of answering the phone by asking, “Who’s this?”
JOHN DAY, OR—Diner patron Cliff Fromer knew he was dying from the robber’s gunshot, but that didn’t stop him from getting one last sweet taste of blueberry waffles.
JOHN DAY, OR—Diner patron Cliff Fromer knew he was dying from the robber’s gunshot, but that didn’t stop him from getting one ...
