PARIS, TX—After having his cat neutered, Alec McKeon started treating it like his own personal, fur-covered court eunuch.
PARIS, TX—After having his cat neutered, Alec McKeon started treating it like his own personal, fur-covered court eunuch.
National News Highlights
SAN JOSE, CA—Cindy Crawford's half-brother, Brent Dobson, 41, is now just telling new acquaintances he's Cindy Crawford’s regular brother, for simplicity's sake.
SAN JOSE, CA—Cindy Crawford's half-brother, Brent Dobson, 41, is now just telling new acquaintances he's Cindy Crawford’s regular brother, for simplicity ...
QUEENS, NY—Forty-two-year-old Andy Frosolone's T-shirt reminded everyone standing behind him in line at the post office of Godsmack's 2003 tour stops.
QUEENS, NY—Forty-two-year-old Andy Frosolone's T-shirt reminded everyone standing behind him in line at the post office of Godsmack's 2003 tour stops.
ALLENTOWN, PA—John Frankes, 32, told his corgi to sit and it did, because it had been a long day.
ALLENTOWN, PA—John Frankes, 32, told his corgi to sit and it did, because it had been a long day.
LIVERMORE, CA—Metalcore garage band frontman Patrick Maroney, 16, once again found his attempts to pen impassioned, angst-ridden lyrics foiled by his healthy relationship with his father.
LIVERMORE, CA—Metalcore garage band frontman Patrick Maroney, 16, once again found his attempts to pen impassioned, angst-ridden lyrics foiled by his healthy relationship with ...
LAWRENCE, KS—Mike Solberg was exhausted by the extensive paperwork for his divorce, but glad to have acquired a skill that will make his next divorce that much easier.
LAWRENCE, KS—Mike Solberg was exhausted by the extensive paperwork for his divorce, but glad to have acquired a skill that will make his next ...
ASHEVILLE, NC—Completely forgetting what 54 degrees feels like, Natalie Phillips, 26, accidentally wore her heavy jacket instead of her light coat.
ASHEVILLE, NC—Completely forgetting what 54 degrees feels like, Natalie Phillips, 26, accidentally wore her heavy jacket instead of her light coat.
TACOMA, WA—The voices became louder.
TACOMA, WA—The voices became louder.
JOLIET, IL—Fred Quare, 30, noticed that one bathroom stall door at the Denny's did not have the word "fuck" scratched into it, so he fixed that and also tossed in a swastika for the heck of it.
JOLIET, IL—Fred Quare, 30, noticed that one bathroom stall door at the Denny's did not have the word "fuck" scratched into it, so ...
LEBANON, TN—Retiree Doug Clarke, 66, spent five consecutive hours standing in his driveway watching the renovations being made to the house across the street and was never bored once.
LEBANON, TN—Retiree Doug Clarke, 66, spent five consecutive hours standing in his driveway watching the renovations being made to the house across the street ...
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Popeye's cashier Henry Ma, 18, decided the beautiful woman in line deserved the chicken piece that was all breading.
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Popeye's cashier Henry Ma, 18, decided the beautiful woman in line deserved the chicken piece that was all breading.
SAN DIEGO—Zoo officials agreed that Tammy the boa constrictor is "not the same" after appearing on Leno.
SAN DIEGO—Zoo officials agreed that Tammy the boa constrictor is "not the same" after appearing on Leno.
LINCOLN, NE—Scott Lindeman laughed to himself about the phrase "no such thing as a free lunch" because the 15th sub on his punch-card didn't cost him a damn dime.
LINCOLN, NE—Scott Lindeman laughed to himself about the phrase "no such thing as a free lunch" because the 15th sub on his punch-card didn ...
PLYMOUTH, MN—The reaction wedding DJ Kurt Carroll received from all the fiftysomething women when he put on Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" made him feel like a star.
PLYMOUTH, MN—The reaction wedding DJ Kurt Carroll received from all the fiftysomething women when he put on Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" made him ...
WAUKESHA, WI—Aspiring adventurous eater Ralph Sheridan began working his way up to kimchi by starting with coleslaw.
WAUKESHA, WI—Aspiring adventurous eater Ralph Sheridan began working his way up to kimchi by starting with coleslaw.
LIMA, OH—With "Larry" just not sitting right, Jay and Paula Bitner called the hospital to see if they could change their newborn son's name to something more baby-sounding.
LIMA, OH—With "Larry" just not sitting right, Jay and Paula Bitner called the hospital to see if they could change their newborn son's ...
BETTENDORF, IA—Cameron Rothwell, 13, lamented the dearth of cool contemporary band logos to doodle during a social studies lecture.
BETTENDORF, IA—Cameron Rothwell, 13, lamented the dearth of cool contemporary band logos to doodle during a social studies lecture.
COLUMBIA, SC—Restaurant cook Nathan Damien was relieved after he got all his meals for the week prepared by Monday afternoon.
COLUMBIA, SC—Restaurant cook Nathan Damien was relieved after he got all his meals for the week prepared by Monday afternoon.
MADISON, WI—Mother of three Debbie Richardson wasn't sure which of her son's friends the T-shirt she found belonged to, but thought it smelled like the Gallo family.
MADISON, WI—Mother of three Debbie Richardson wasn't sure which of her son's friends the T-shirt she found belonged to, but thought it ...
DALLAS—Richard DeMuro, 29, ran past the park where he grew up, reflecting on the many schoolyard taunts he received then, and on how he was still being chased by bullies at that very moment.
DALLAS—Richard DeMuro, 29, ran past the park where he grew up, reflecting on the many schoolyard taunts he received then, and on how he ...
