News in Brief

Planet Explodes

News in Brief ISSUE 35•27 Aug 4, 1999
EARTH—All Earth lifeforms are feared dead in Monday's explosion of the four-billion-year-old planet, sources report. "We are still searching through the rubble for ...

Area Man Dead Of Fries

News in Brief ISSUE 35•24 Jun 23, 1999
MURFREESBORO, TN—Longtime fries sufferer Chuck Milner died Monday, succumbing to the fat- and cholesterol-laden side dish after a brave 53-year battle. "Sadly, Milner's ...