Most Humiliating Experience Of Man's Life On DVD March 6

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.12.12 | News in Photos

Palm Tree Fires Off Warning Coconut

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.11.12 | News in Photos

Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.04.12 | News in Photos

Obama Begins State Of The Union By Asking Congress To Imagine Newt Gingrich Standing Before Them

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.24.12 | News in Photos

Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board

ISSUE 48•04 ISSUE 0• | 01.24.12 | News in Photos

Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.22.12 | News in Photos

Wooden Fruit Hoping To Become Real Fruit One Day

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.21.12 | News in Photos

Arizona Iced Tea Unveils New 4-Foot-Tall Cans

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.21.12 | News in Photos

Attending ‘Price Is Right’ Taping Apparently Sailors’ Best Idea For Shore Leave

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.15.12 | News in Photos

Breaking: Now It's A Party!

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.11.12 | News in Photos

'Maybe Hang Out In The Water Awhile, Then Look For Some Old Bread,' Duck Tells Self

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.08.12 | News in Photos

Those We Lost In 2011

ISSUE 47•51 | 12.19.11 | News in Photos

North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-il, Col. Muammar Qaddafi, Family Circus creator Bil Keane, al-Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden. more»

Fumbling, Inarticulate Obituary Writer Somehow Losing Debate To Christopher Hitchens

ISSUE 47•50 | 12.16.11 | News in Photos

Equestrian Instinctively Feels Deep, Meaningless Connection With Horse

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.11.11 | News in Photos

Burglar Makes Sure To Crack Glass On Family Portrait

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.10.11 | News in Photos

Least Corrupt Politician In Illinois History Sentenced To 14 Years In Prison

ISSUE 48•01 | 12.07.11 | News in Photos

NASA Acquires Moon For Kennedy Space Center Exhibit

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.04.11 | News in Photos

Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.03.11 | News in Photos

Court Rules Meryl Streep Unable To Be Tried By Jury As She Has No Peers

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.03.11 | News in Photos

Neighbor's House Fire Kind Of Beautiful, Actually

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.19.11 | News in Photos

Teen Zebra Doesn't Give A Shit How Much You Honk, He's Not Getting Out Of Road 

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.18.11 | News in Photos

Churchgoer Blanks On Why She Is Lighting Votive Candle

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.13.11 | News in Photos

Latest GOP Debate Concludes With Candidates Wrestling Squealing Pig To Ground And Slaughtering It

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.11.11 | News in Photos

Jennifer Lopez Comes Out With Own Clothesline Line

ISSUE 47•44 | 11.06.11 | News in Photos

Security Guards Chase Naked USA Fan Around White House

ISSUE 47•44 | 11.04.11 | News in Photos

Sun Dreading Rising Today

ISSUE 47•43 | 10.30.11 | News in Photos

Treasury Department Releases New 'Monsters Of The Silver Screen' $20 Bill

ISSUE 47•43 | 10.28.11 | News in Photos

Something Sliding Around In Coffin

ISSUE 47•42 | 10.25.11 | News in Photos

Rick Perry Speech Electrifies 1,200 Scared, Miserable Racists

ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•42 | 10.24.11 | News in Photos

Hollywood Announces Plan To Remake Jimmy Stewart

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.18.11 | News in Photos