Minnesota Braces For Return Of Bachmann's Full Attention

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.20.12 | News in Photos

Girlfriend's Cat Choked A Little

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.19.12 | News in Photos

Attending ‘Price Is Right’ Taping Apparently Sailors’ Best Idea For Shore Leave

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.15.12 | News in Photos

Breaking: Now It's A Party!

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.11.12 | News in Photos

'Maybe Hang Out In The Water Awhile, Then Look For Some Old Bread,' Duck Tells Self

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.08.12 | News in Photos

Feds Break Up Brutal Las Vegas Man-Fighting Ring

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.05.12 | News in Photos

Those We Lost In 2011

ISSUE 47•51 | 12.19.11 | News in Photos

North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-il, Col. Muammar Qaddafi, Family Circus creator Bil Keane, al-Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden. more»

Fumbling, Inarticulate Obituary Writer Somehow Losing Debate To Christopher Hitchens

ISSUE 47•50 | 12.16.11 | News in Photos

Equestrian Instinctively Feels Deep, Meaningless Connection With Horse

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.11.11 | News in Photos

Burglar Makes Sure To Crack Glass On Family Portrait

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.10.11 | News in Photos

Least Corrupt Politician In Illinois History Sentenced To 14 Years In Prison

ISSUE 48•01 | 12.07.11 | News in Photos

NASA Acquires Moon For Kennedy Space Center Exhibit

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.04.11 | News in Photos

Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.03.11 | News in Photos

Court Rules Meryl Streep Unable To Be Tried By Jury As She Has No Peers

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.03.11 | News in Photos

Neighbor's House Fire Kind Of Beautiful, Actually

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.19.11 | News in Photos

Teen Zebra Doesn't Give A Shit How Much You Honk, He's Not Getting Out Of Road 

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.18.11 | News in Photos

Churchgoer Blanks On Why She Is Lighting Votive Candle

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.13.11 | News in Photos

Latest GOP Debate Concludes With Candidates Wrestling Squealing Pig To Ground And Slaughtering It

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.11.11 | News in Photos

Jennifer Lopez Comes Out With Own Clothesline Line

ISSUE 47•44 | 11.06.11 | News in Photos

Security Guards Chase Naked USA Fan Around White House

ISSUE 47•44 | 11.04.11 | News in Photos

Sun Dreading Rising Today

ISSUE 47•43 | 10.30.11 | News in Photos

Treasury Department Releases New 'Monsters Of The Silver Screen' $20 Bill

ISSUE 47•43 | 10.28.11 | News in Photos

Something Sliding Around In Coffin

ISSUE 47•42 | 10.25.11 | News in Photos

Rick Perry Speech Electrifies 1,200 Scared, Miserable Racists

ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•42 | 10.24.11 | News in Photos

Hollywood Announces Plan To Remake Jimmy Stewart

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.18.11 | News in Photos

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.18.11 | News in Photos

Man Receives First Baboon-Face Transplant

ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•41 | 10.11.11 | News in Photos

Brutal Reality Check Turns Three

ISSUE 47•40 | 10.07.11 | News in Photos

Vengeance-Minded Glacier Just Biding Time Until Next Ice Age

ISSUE 47•40 | 10.02.11 | News in Photos

Burger King Introduces New Healthy Deep-Steamed French Fries

ISSUE 47•40 | 09.30.11 | News in Photos