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New Product Available

News ISSUE 34•01 Aug 5, 1998
Americans were finally given another outlet for their discretionary-income spending Tuesday, when it was announced that a new consumer-product item is available for retail purchase.

Depression Sufferer Insufferable

News ISSUE 33•26 Jul 29, 1998
DURHAM, NC—Despite an elaborate regimen of prescription medications and thrice-weekly therapy sessions, local depression sufferer Gary Blanke remains a horribly insufferable person, area sources ...

Fry-Cook Disciplined

News ISSUE 33•25 Jul 22, 1998
LINCOLN, NE—Controversy engulfed the fast-food industry Monday with the decision by Denny's to formally discipline Lincoln-area fry cook Raymond Ortiz for an alleged ...