Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone.
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
After Obama slips up during an address on health care, White House officials are forced to admit the president occasionally uses a backing track for ...
Tourism officials hope the acclaimed Danish director's bleak vision of unsettling sexuality and brutal violence will attract more visitors to their country.
The Minnesota law would nullify the marriages of an estimated 2.4 million couples currently living in silent resentment or seething hatred.
In this episode of 'Raw Justice,' a depraved sex fiend violated his wife's body almost weekly for ten years before finally murdering her.
Producers say the last season of 'Lost' will contain an unprecedented number of twists and turns for fans to endlessly debate around people who don ...
Citing White House Pressure, Hennessy pulled the Biden ads saying "Joe will always epitomize the smooth, original style of our world class cognac."
Congo lawmakers are convinced the stimulus package will give Congolese the assault weapons they need to obtain clothes, food.
Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut.
The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.
Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead.
Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.
An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn ...
White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson.
Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.
Americans say attending a 9/11 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.
Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and ...
White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode.