A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
New security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business.
Media speculation is rampant over what exciting action sequences and romantic subplots the hikers may be experiencing if they are still alive.
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines.
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can ...
The Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.
The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country.
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks ...
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.
Mitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn’t sickened by ...
A shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
The State Department releases details of Rice's upcoming diplomatic journey.
A professional wrestling "fan" has written a shocking new book that claims wrestling fans are actually paid actors.
As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at some of her most significant waving moments.
UN officials confirmed that Hotel Rwanda star Don Cheadle funded the genocide in Darfur for the purpose of starring in a film about the tragedy.
In this special feature, troops overseas talk about things that make the season special, like modular tactical vests and M40 field protective masks.
271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security.