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Juggler's Medication Wears Off Halfway Through Routine

Newswire • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 29, 2013

Sudden Crashing Sound From Kitchen Followed By Elaborate Clattering, Slowly Decreasing In Volume Until Single Revolving Plate Comes To Stop

Newswire • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 25, 2013

New Web Startup To Be Named A Normal Word Minus One Vowel

Newswire • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 24, 2013

6-Year-Old Loses First Baby Finger

Newswire • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 22, 2013

Pretty Obvious Which Parts Of Wedding Website Written By Groom

Newswire • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 21, 2013

Kanye West Grips Armrests And Frantically Whispers Own Lyrics During Heavy Turbulence

Newswire • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 18, 2013

Guy Who Thinks He Outran Gorilla Decides To Casually Lean Elbow Against Big Furry Rock

Newswire • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 15, 2013

Proud Parents Watch As Baby Forms First Brand Loyalties

Newswire • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 14, 2013

IT Guy Going To Try One More Thing

Newswire • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 13, 2013

Robot Charged With Battery

Newswire • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 9, 2013

Cable Subscription Ad Accidentally Includes Phrase 'That's How We Get You'

Newswire • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 9, 2013

Home More Or Less Baby-Proofed

Newswire • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 8, 2013

'The Groupon's For $35, So Let's Keep That In Mind' Gets Dinner Date Off To Steamy Start

Newswire • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 7, 2013

Thesaurus Utilized

Newswire • ISSUE 49•22 • Jun 2, 2013

Laughing Woman Clarifies Amusement With Clapping

Newswire • ISSUE 49•22 • Jun 2, 2013

Quiznos Patron Just Browsing, Thanks

Newswire • ISSUE 49•22 • Jun 1, 2013

1,000 Of Company’s Most Valuable Resource Laid Off

Newswire • ISSUE 49•22 • May 31, 2013

1,000 Of Company’s Most Valuable Resource Laid Off

Area Man Paralyzed By Fear Of The Known

Newswire • ISSUE 49•21 • May 26, 2013

Flight Attendant Stays Up All Night Preparing For Cross Check

Newswire • ISSUE 49•21 • May 25, 2013

‘Seems Fair To Me,’ Man Says To Friend Totally Screwing Him On Restaurant Check

Newswire • ISSUE 49•21 • May 24, 2013

‘Seems Fair To Me,’ Man Says To Friend Totally Screwing Him On Restaurant Check