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Six Flags Mascot Amazed By How Much TNT Fits Into Foghorn Leghorn Suit
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Jul 19, 2000
Wife Leaves Over Husband's Dead Body
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Jun 21, 2000
Sales Of 'Bedazzle' Embroidery Kit Continue 20-Year Slide
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Jun 21, 2000
Cheap Garbage Disposal Can't Handle Femur
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Jun 7, 2000
Pope Breaks Cinder Block With Head
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May 31, 2000
Area Teen Able To Distinguish Between Gap, Old Navy T-Shirts
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May 31, 2000
Woman On TV Gives Birth To Four-Month-Old Baby
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May 24, 2000
Greenspan Tattoos 'Fed Life' Across Abdomen
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May 24, 2000
Delicious Smell Of Slow-Roasted Pork Wafts Gently From Downed 747
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May 17, 2000
Closet Feminist Secretly Wants To End Wage Disparity
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May 10, 2000
47 Punk Bands Change Name To 'The Miami Relatives'
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May 3, 2000
Hero Cop Awarded Own Theme Music
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Apr 19, 2000
Bargain Hunter Becomes The Bargain-Hunted
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Apr 12, 2000
Moment Of Your Time Apparently Means 33 Minutes
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Apr 12, 2000
Call Ignored In The Order It Was Received
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Apr 5, 2000
Brand-New Wife Breaks Down
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Apr 5, 2000
Charlize Theron Has Opinion
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Mar 22, 2000
Area Restaurant Cajun Again
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Mar 22, 2000
Pronunciation Corrected Incorrectly
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Mar 15, 2000
Pelvis Thrust At Camera
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Mar 15, 2000
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