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Jenny Jones
Has Shocking Secret, Fist-Sized Adam's Apple
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Mar 1, 2000
Jan-Michael Vincent Trying To Remember Who Starred In
Airwolf
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Feb 23, 2000
Coach Patriotic
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Feb 23, 2000
Five Workers Help Down Syndrome Man Lead Normal Life
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Feb 16, 2000
Cat Makes Break For It
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Feb 9, 2000
Area Man Can't Stop Playing With Piercing
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Feb 9, 2000
All Overweight Beatles-Memorabilia Collector Needs Is Love
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Feb 2, 2000
Occasion Special Enough
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Feb 2, 2000
Enormous Fruit Buys Miniature Vegetables
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Jan 26, 2000
Coupon Clipper Expires
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Jan 26, 2000
Police Officer Hooks Thumbs Into Belt
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ISSUE 48•15
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Jan 19, 2000
Years Taken Off Face
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Jan 19, 2000
Anti-Fungal Medicated Powder Applied Generously
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Dec 22, 1999
Premature Ejaculation Shifts Relationship's Delicate Balance Of Power
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Dec 15, 1999
Land Filled
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Dec 8, 1999
Fat Woman Thinks She Looks Fat In Photo
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Dec 8, 1999
Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way To Rock
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Dec 1, 1999
Governor Urges Calm At Toyotathon
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Nov 24, 1999
Cousin Avoided
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Nov 24, 1999
Gray Brick Building Churns Out Endless Supply Of Dental Hygienists
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Nov 17, 1999
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