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Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way To Rock
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Dec 1, 1999
Governor Urges Calm At Toyotathon
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Nov 24, 1999
Cousin Avoided
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Nov 24, 1999
Gray Brick Building Churns Out Endless Supply Of Dental Hygienists
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Nov 17, 1999
Cutest Little Pair Of Shoes Inspires Fourth Pregnancy
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Nov 10, 1999
Ska Band Outnumbers Audience
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Nov 3, 1999
Maria Shriver's Face Resharpened
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Nov 3, 1999
Boats Shown
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Oct 27, 1999
Publicist 'Really' 'Very' 'Excited'
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Oct 27, 1999
Breathtaking Beauty Of Autumn Enjoyed During Walk To Car
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Oct 13, 1999
Giant Samoan Woman To 'Come On Down'
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Oct 6, 1999
Lorenzo Lamas' Last Fan Letter Dribbles In
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Sep 29, 1999
Wage Slave Escapes To North Towne Mall
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Sep 22, 1999
Woman Subjugated
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Sep 15, 1999
World's Biggest Football Fan Holds Many Other 'World's Biggest' Records
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Sep 15, 1999
Gap Orders 'Everybody In Showers'
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Sep 8, 1999
Ape Suit Worn Only Once
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Sep 8, 1999
Screaming Couple Not Arguing
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Sep 1, 1999
Africans Clash
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Sep 1, 1999
Molly Bloom: 'Yes'
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Aug 25, 1999
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