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    Boats Shown

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    Breathtaking Beauty Of Autumn Enjoyed During Walk To Car

    Newswire • Oct 13, 1999

    Giant Samoan Woman To 'Come On Down'

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    Lorenzo Lamas' Last Fan Letter Dribbles In

    Newswire • Sep 29, 1999

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    Woman Subjugated

    Newswire • Sep 15, 1999

    World's Biggest Football Fan Holds Many Other 'World's Biggest' Records

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    Africans Clash

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    Molly Bloom: 'Yes'

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    Horrified Onlookers Watch Helplessly

    Newswire • Aug 25, 1999

    Drugs: Are Any Around?

    Newswire • Aug 18, 1999

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    Newswire • Aug 18, 1999

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    Newswire • Aug 11, 1999

    Area Hippie Totally Bummed About Cockatiel

    Newswire • Aug 11, 1999

    Rural Highway Overpass Expresses Love For Tricia R.

    Newswire • Aug 4, 1999

    Area Panty Lined

    Newswire • Jul 28, 1999
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