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Oct 27, 1999
Publicist 'Really' 'Very' 'Excited'
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Oct 27, 1999
Breathtaking Beauty Of Autumn Enjoyed During Walk To Car
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Oct 13, 1999
Giant Samoan Woman To 'Come On Down'
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Oct 6, 1999
Lorenzo Lamas' Last Fan Letter Dribbles In
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Sep 29, 1999
Wage Slave Escapes To North Towne Mall
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Sep 22, 1999
Woman Subjugated
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Sep 15, 1999
World's Biggest Football Fan Holds Many Other 'World's Biggest' Records
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Sep 15, 1999
Gap Orders 'Everybody In Showers'
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Sep 8, 1999
Ape Suit Worn Only Once
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Sep 8, 1999
Screaming Couple Not Arguing
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Sep 1, 1999
Africans Clash
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Sep 1, 1999
Molly Bloom: 'Yes'
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Aug 25, 1999
Horrified Onlookers Watch Helplessly
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Aug 25, 1999
Drugs: Are Any Around?
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Aug 18, 1999
State Bar Ethics Hotline Just Plays Muzak
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Aug 18, 1999
Sumo Duo Unable To Puncture Aerobed
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Aug 11, 1999
Area Hippie Totally Bummed About Cockatiel
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Aug 11, 1999
Rural Highway Overpass Expresses Love For Tricia R.
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Aug 4, 1999
Area Panty Lined
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Jul 28, 1999
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