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Politician Caught On Tape With Media Whore

Newswire • Mar 17, 1999

Sound And Fury: What Does It Signify?

Newswire • Mar 3, 1999

Ebert Victorious

Newswire • Mar 3, 1999

MA*SH On Somewhere

Newswire • Feb 24, 1999

PBS Weatherman Predicts Learning With 90 Percent Chance Of Wonderstorms

Newswire • Feb 24, 1999

American To Take Pill

Newswire • Feb 17, 1999

Abandoned Tuba Player Honks Mournfully By Side Of Road

Newswire • Feb 17, 1999

Report: Advances In Porn Technology May Make 'Hypernudity' Possible By 2005

Newswire • Feb 10, 1999

Diseased Baby Seal Dies Alone On Ice Floe

Newswire • Feb 3, 1999

Another William Shatner Novel Shat Out

Newswire • Jan 27, 1999

Terry Bradshaw Bookmarks Statler Brothers Website

Newswire • Jan 20, 1999

Healthy Sesquicentuplets Born To Local Woman

Newswire • Jan 13, 1999

Hulking, Amorphous Mass Claims Corner Booth At Denny's

Newswire • Dec 16, 1998

86 Impala Emits Low, Buzzing Master P Vibrations At Stoplight

Newswire • Dec 9, 1998

Even More Now Available

Newswire • Dec 9, 1998

Marc Singer Appointed Beastmaster General

Newswire • Nov 25, 1998

Local Band Has Cult Following In Osaka

Newswire • Nov 18, 1998

Bloody Mess Found In Area Toilet

Newswire • Nov 11, 1998

Area Colon Loaded With Braunschweiger

Newswire • Nov 4, 1998

Vaguely Foreign Night Janitor Never Speaks, Just Smiles

Newswire • Nov 4, 1998