Patrons of Darrin’s Bar and Grill looked on in horror Friday as the Barenaked Ladies song “One Week” was brutally murdered by local band ...

Jesse Faws, 28, died Tuesday in a dream about a plane crash while asleep on a plane that crashed.

Mark died.

Now that Jeff Fitzgerald Sr., 82, has passed away due to a respiratory infection, Jeff Junior would just like to be called Jeff.

Judith Norris 70, died in a car accident Friday, much to the chagrin of the heart disease that had been trying to kill her for ...

Edwin Baines, 84, died in bed, but not before making a scary face that would frighten his wife Beth.

Lindsay Morgan, 20, literally died when she saw how fugly she looked in her new catering job’s mandatory white-on-white uniform.

Ellen Van Handel, 77, passed away at home just like she always wanted, plus she couldn’t afford to die in the hospital.

In a private ceremony Thursday night, members of Kappa Delta Psi honored the memory of their recently deceased fraternity brother Nick Moyer by doing what ...

Minnie Caren, 81, passed away last evening, leaving behind her son, Steven; her daughter, Sandy; and so many goddamn papers, like, just boxes full of ...

Marilyn Jacobs, 73, died after a brief illness but a really long scream.

Leukemia sufferer Taylor Harris passed away Sunday afternoon, mere seconds after the Minnesota Vikings and the Make-A-Wish Foundation fulfilled the 9-year-old’s dream of fielding ...

Billy Wilhite died of natural causes Saturday at 81, an age by which most men would have stopped going by "Billy."

Longtime married couple Annette and Barrett Carnell died last night side by side, bickering about who was bleeding out the worst.

Nathan Kroger was crushed by a hay bale, which sounds like it might be light, but this hay bale happened to be extremely heavy.

Tommy Wilcox, 7

Marilyn Helms, 91, knows you're looking at her age and thinking, "She lived long enough." Well, fuck you.

Mike Abramson, 33, sure showed all of you when he died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound Tuesday night.

John Daniels died from laughing so hard his heart fell out his butt.

Whoever egged Rob Murtha's Dodge Charger is as good as dead.