Nicole Walden

Obituaries ISSUE 49•36 Sep 8, 2013
A memorial service will be held Friday for Nicole Walden, the world’s first “Nikki,” who passed away peacefully yesterday at 92.

Walt Streit

Obituaries ISSUE 49•36 Sep 4, 2013
Walt Streit passed away Monday at the age of 74. In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to write a rambling, incoherent anti-immigration letter to ...

Martha Sarahns

Obituaries ISSUE 49•29 Jul 21, 2013
Martha Sarahns, 78, passed away Saturday night surrounded by her closest friends, family, and this random dude who looked completely lost.


Obituaries ISSUE 49•29 Jul 18, 2013
Donnie the cat had to be put to sleep Friday because, Jesus Christ, who has three grand for bladder stone removal?

'One Week'

Obituaries ISSUE 49•20 May 16, 2013
Patrons of Darrin’s Bar and Grill looked on in horror Friday as the Barenaked Ladies song “One Week” was brutally murdered by local band ...

Judith Norris

Obituaries ISSUE 49•13 Mar 27, 2013
Judith Norris 70, died in a car accident Friday, much to the chagrin of the heart disease that had been trying to kill her for ...

Nick Moyer

Obituaries ISSUE 48•48 Dec 2, 2012
In a private ceremony Thursday night, members of Kappa Delta Psi honored the memory of their recently deceased fraternity brother Nick Moyer by doing what ...

Minnie Caren

Obituaries ISSUE 48•48 Nov 29, 2012
Minnie Caren, 81, passed away last evening, leaving behind her son, Steven; her daughter, Sandy; and so many goddamn papers, like, just boxes full of ...