One fan tries to stump Brooke with a tough question about the giant hadron collider, but Brooke isn't ruffled in the slightest.

Back in February, the people of Egypt revolted against their dictator, Hosni Mubarak, in brave act of insurrection that could've turned into a really ...

Earlier this year, scientists found that Charlie Sheen's incomprehensible rants were actually a secret code for a formula to produce renewable energy.

Parents are lining up at disreputable hardware stores across the nation to get their hands on this holiday season's most sought-after item: a bucket ...

When their son, Geoff, passed away, Mary and Steve Patterson decided to honor his memory by keeping up Geoff's Tumblr where he made fun ...

The U.S. puts more people into prison than any other country and Brooke Alvarez gives us two possible explanations for why this is the ...

A new jobs report from the Department of Labor shows that Americans are out of work because 35% of them now have face tattoos and ...

Twilight's biggest fans, older Hispanic men, have taken off of work and have been lined up for days to catch the latest installment of ...

It's a decision plaguing every American: Jay Z's "Watch the Throne" or Lil Wayne's "Carter IV", but Brooke Alvarez clearly has a ...

Michael Falk interviews new prison inmate, disgraced financier, Brian Wasserman, and becomes spellbound by the repetitive monotony of daily prison life.

The remarkable, cutting edge TYSO robot uses radio wave technology to notify the user that someone's about to bust in on him while he ...

According to Brooke Alvarez, the best way to deal with an uninformed person is to shame them and devastate their self-esteem.

Jim and Tracy go undercover in fat suits to find out how greedy, obnoxious, fat people are discriminated against by the public. 

One fan writes to Brooke in German, but that doesn't stump America's greatest newswoman, who's made it her business to know every ...

 Jim and Tracy welcome Celebrity Chef Ted Allen on Today Now! to show them how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead ...

President Obama puts the U.S. economy in the hands of the geniuses behind Zico coconut water, who must know what they're doing because ...

Brooke Alvarez's icy demeanor is finally explained in a new documentary on public television detailing her dark childhood as a Russian girl cosmonaut locked ...

Award-winning news anchor, Brooke Alvarez explains why she doesn't have time to go on a show as frivolous as "Dancing with the Stars", but ...

January Jones begins to malfunction on set after highly skilled hackers broke into and dismantled the robotic starlet's operating system.

A peculiarly named fan, Dandelion Elizabeth, asks Brooke whether true love exists. Brooke affirms that it does, because she's experienced it, and gives "Dandy ...