After years of gridlock, Democrats and Republicans have realized no one remembers how to actually enact legislation.
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In another "In My Sights" segment, Brooke dressed down a serial killer as lazy and unoriginal.
If you know an idiot, please make sure they're safe and not standing naked in a snow embankment on a dare.
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy interview the 15-year-old girl who cannot possibly live up to the firefighter who died saving her.
The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.
Handjob inventor Fred Gilgoff describes the inspiration for the two-person masturbation technique.
In this U-Say segment, Brooke exposes the sad truth about a history teacher who emailed to report an error.
A recent polls shows 62% of Americans say they don't want to vote for Palin, but kinda have to just have to see what ...
The anchors of the Onion News Network's top-rated program "FactZone" answer viewers' questions about what it's like behind the scenes of the most ...
In tense negotiations, the U.S. State Department agreed to grant the North Korean leader the role of Gotham's Dark Knight Detective. The Onion ...