A rare pornographic movie is shot at the Vatican for the first time since 1982's 'Pope Fisters IV,' Taylor Swift is apparently now dating ...

The 15-year-old Duchess of McComb, Alabama announces her pregnancy, a 38-year-old little boy posts a picture of a fast car he likes on Facebook, and ...

The Department of the Interior releases a brand new stick, a lax PetSmart background check allows a deranged gerbil to slip through the cracks, and ...

An intern just happens to be a beautiful 22-year-old woman, Elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with a gay puppeteer, and the nation is horrified ...

A defeated man is victorious, millions are without power following the election, and the lives of John Boehner, Mitch McConell, and Eric Cantor retain meaning.

A study finds the majority of Americans are now eating one consecutive meal, the nation's lower class is still waiting for a mention from ...

A birthday card is discreetly passed around the office like some sort of covert CIA operation, Apple's gag division unveils the sleekest fake dog ...

Lyndon Johnson pulls ahead in a poll of the nation’s Alzheimer’s patients, an area man is on a personal mission to explain why ...

Mr. Autumn Man walks down the street with a cup of coffee, wearing sweater over a plaid collared shirt, the seed of World War III ...

The U.S. Treasury cowboy claims something done spooked the economy, a local man is going to sit alone in his room until his roommate ...

A newly unemployed woman enjoys equal pay for the first time in her career, George W. Bush returns to America after spending 4 years in ...

The GOP is secretly relieved they can get started on 2016, a newborn loses all faith in humanity after a record six days, and a ...

Paul Ryan is knocked over by a pack of rambunctious Romney boys, a personal trainer makes a man put on a humiliating little show for ...

Every member of a local improvisational troupe is balding, Prince Charles feels his sons are finally mature enough to handle the truth about what happened ...

A hot new murder craze sweeps Chicago, the Netflix board of directors meets to decide if ‘Michael’ is stream worthy, and Jeb Bush warns RNC ...

A woman is relieved to hear her rape was illegitimate, a 2nd-grade teacher can't believe how much fatter they keep getting, and college roommates ...

A man thanks God he’s not sexually attracted to children, the nation’s women aren’t as crazy about Bryan Gosling, and the guy ...

A local dog is wolfing down kibble as if the United States isn’t in a goddamn economic crisis, Mitt Romney gets stick in an ...

The nation’s poorest individuals are at least grateful they aren’t part of the nation’s long-suffering middle class, pictures of a smiling group ...

Chick-fil-A debuts its new homophobic sandwich, the 'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu,' a horrible couple really wants their wedding to reflect their personalities, and Uncle Ben's ...