“It’s In His Butt,” Say Researchers
Researchers today took a break from bullying their colleague Carl to announce to the world that Carl is a little pansy boy and that they ...
The 'Dallas Buyers Club' star used his speech to thank the profession of acting for being a fun, easy job that everyone should try.
As the games wind down, officials are already starting to return the dead strays to the streets they once called home.
Producers insist that the beloved characters are merely friends and that “gay” doesn’t remotely describe their bizarre underworld of sexual deviance.
Microsoft says their new Xbox features a host of simple voice commands that will easily control and instruct gamers.
President Obama announced today that he plans to reduce drone casualties by replacing missiles with high-range 11 megavolt tasers.
The pregnant starlet has finished reading her long-awaited first book and is currently traveling the country to promote the John Grisham thriller to her fans.
CERN researchers confirm that they have finally identified the elusive Higgs Boson particle and destroyed it forever.
In a rare, candid interview, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted he regrets that he couldn’t produce more casualties in the decade-long conflict.
Congressman Ryan is defending his extreme budget plan, which includes proposals that Americans make their own toothpaste and cut their own hair, just like he ...
The Catholic world was rocked today as 76-year-old Pope Francis I announced plans to step down at the end of the month.
Court officials complain that it’s too difficult to keep track of every massacre and that recalling one from all the way back in July ...
The fast-food chain has rolled out a suspicious new promotion selling five hamburgers for zero dollars.
The President was forced to exercise his clemency powers to free Joe Biden last week after the Vice President called the White House at 3 ...
In his first televised interview since the election, Mitt Romney said his bid for the White House was doomed by his ability to effectively and ...
Experts are blaming Girls Gone Wild’s recent bankruptcy on the company’s business model of employing their hot, horny coeds full time.
The Divine Creator of All Things addressed a throng of dedicated fans on his troubled working relationship with the former Pope.
Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood is being proactive in the face of his department's potential budget cuts by scouring the country for road signs, traffic ...
Meteorologists say the blizzard pummeling the Midwest is expected to devastate Illinois resident Kevin Hodges given everything he's been going through lately.
The red carpet has never been hotter! Our fashion experts pick out their favorite looks, including Ben Affleck wrapped in a stylish George Clooney.