Fans of the Denny's Hobbit-themed menu can't wait to see their favorite breakfast items on the big screen.

Republicans have proposed a new debt deal that includes higher taxes on the wealthiest 2% on the condition that Obama hands over his daughters' dog.

In an effort to reach today's youth, Pope Benedict has joined Twitter and completely stopped going to church and believing in God.

Scientists believe that water underneath Mercury's surface means the planet could be turned into a cool space jail where prisoners are held in place ...

The pharmacy chain is hoping to become America's top retailer of crap that costs $20 and is right around the corner from your office.

Viewers who have never seen nor heard of the concept of pornography provided a massive ratings bump for this year's lingerie fashion show.

Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software.

Contrary to popular belief, a new study says parents may want to prevent their newborns from being bitten by horses.

 The upcoming 'Boy Meets World' spin-off is thrilling fans who haven't grown up at all since the original went off the air.

Powerball officials explain where they found the missing lotto balls and what they're doing to make sure they never lose them again.

The $500 million Powerball drawing has been delayed after officials admitted they can't find the lotto balls anywhere.

A report from Forbes magazine says that even in this economy, employers are still hiring workers who have witnessed them murder someone.

Thanksgiving is ruined thanks to the accidental and terrifying release of serial rapist Tom Gobbler.

5-Hour Energy's CEO says consumers are willing to pay the ultimate price in the ongoing war against mid-day fatigue.

Sources say the former candidate has invested in an expert team of life purpose consultants to help him weigh his post-election possibilities.

President Obama compared his second term to the TV show "Homeland," promising fans more twists, more action, and a storyline "that will blow your mind."

At a loss to explain Mitt Romney's defeat, conservative billionaires are putting the blame squarely on the shoulders of money.