Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has
Doc and Kenny read and shout the mail, with letters about the racist Cleveland Indians, Lance Armstrong in Norway, a shy Adrian Gonzalez, and a ...
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Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow
Doc's back on the road and Kenny's at home as they yell about Roger Goodell secretly making the NFL's preseason games count ...
Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"
The GOOMF guys yell somewhat coherently about a water polo defection, the Cubs' new seven-player "ChicagaZor," and Jeff Saturday wasting away without Peyton Manning.
London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics"
Doc has finally arrived in London to crash his face with Kenny's over the dangerous Night Olympics, the shot putters' glorious forearms, and the ...
Coach K Hires Coxswain To Keep USA Basketball Team Motivated And In Rhythm
Tim Devannon and Kenny Kennedy are back in London to discuss Coach K's new coxswain, China's fake Britain, and rowers discovering the sail.
God Tells IOC President To Build Ark, Gather 2 Olympians From Each Sport
Kenny from GOOMF and Tim Devannon from the Steam Room are in London to discuss God's new ark full of Olympians and the children ...
Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue
The forecast is cloudy on this week's GOOMF, as Penn State is begging Sandusky victims to vandalize Paterno's statue, and the British Open ...
Cubs Finally Remove Wrigley Field Ivy After Third Outfielder Hangs Himself On A Vine
In a Face Off of bile-screaming proportions, Doc and Kenny debate Wrigley Field’s removal of its noose-friendly vines, the NBA’s 30 team trade ...
Chris Bosh Proves Himself Not To Be An Ostrich By Winning Championship
It's an Independence Day Firework To Your Head, as Doc and Kenny celebrate Bosh proving himself a non-ostrich, Federer tracking crabgrass into Wimbledon, and ...
Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance
In this week's GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.'s new losing streak, the Heat's ...
Chris Bosh Struggling Through Belly Rub Addiction as Game 2 Nears
The Face is Off and the hate is real as Kenny and Doc discuss Bosh's new addiction to belly rubs, the Marlin's child-targeting ...
Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit"
In Doc and Kenny's return to GOOMF, Kevin Garnett has thrown the Heat into identity crisis, a trailblazing jockey rides directly on his horse ...
Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day
Doc and Kenny catch a case of bullet-breath as they pull the trigger on Stephen Strasburg’s Opening Day ceremony, Kentucky’s draft prospects, and ...
After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict
Tim Tebow has fallen into sin, Tiger Woods is adequate again, and the Mets are questionable for opening day, but Doc Brooks and Kenny Kennedy ...
Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are
Doc and Kenny answer "fan mail" about terrible receivers in Denver, confusing NCAA-upset sex, and Bryce Harper's dickishness.
Nation Abuzz With Prospect Of 18-Year-Old Boys Having Their Dreams Crushed
It's a joyous GOOMF as Doc and Kenny revel in the pain of the NCAA Tournament’s losers, the idiotic Redskins, and the ailing ...
Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball
After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the ...
Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now
Eli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It's a special GOOMF Blast!
Peyton Manning Goes On 3-Day Football-Playing Binge After Being Dumped By Colts
News is breaking all over Indy as the Giants reveal their plans to tackle Tom Brady, Belichick rallies the troops with genital mutilation, and Peyton ...
Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl
Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlin’s ...
