Tebow’s Defeat Restores Nation’s Faith In God
Doc and Kenny give us each other hell as Tim Tebow's defeat has millions flocking to God, while the Yankees act like paupers and ...
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Alex Smith Boasts 49ers Have What It Takes To Win Despite Him
The forecast for this GOOMF is cloudy with a chance of a bragging Alex Smith, smiling Tom Coughlin, and lame-ass Bernie Williams.
Tim Tebow Becomes First Christian To Play In NFL - Sports Year in Review
Kenny and Doc look down the barrel of a gun as they discuss the top stories of 2011, including Tim Tebow, LeBron James, and that ...
Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self
Kenny and Doc nearly join Aaron Rodgers in his impending suicide as they argue about Mark Sanchez's injured pussy finger and the Marlins’ stupid ...
NBA Players, Owners Fail To Reach Agreement Where They Would Beat Each Other With Chains
Kenny and Doc nearly beat each other with chains over the end of the NBA lockout, Tim Tebow's terribleness, and the Astros' plan to ...
Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners
Reggie and Kenny helm a very special Thanksgiving GOOMF, stuffing their mouths full of turkey and talking about how the Cowboys make everyone want to ...
Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez Prepare For Jets-Pats Matchup By Having Sex With Each Other
Kenny yells incoherently at guest host Reggie Greengrass about Eli's temporary status as an elite quarterback and the saddest referee in the NFL.
Kevin Kolb Lands New Job Where He Isn't Booed And Tackled As Much
This week, the Dolphins can't shake their obsession with a waitress, Kevin Kolb tries out a more forgiving profession, and the popular sport of ...
Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback
It's a spooky GOOMF and everything is backwards: Doc is Kenny, Kenny is Belichick, Tim Tebow is winning games and Blake Griffin is dunking ...
Soccer Star Diagnosed With Chronic MLS
The Get Out Of My Face guys dip into the mailbag to answer each other's questions about Tony La Russa's World Series sex ...
Mario Williams Out For Season With Torn Tit
Kenny and Doc follow a delicious "Power Lunch" with their take on Nyjer Morgan's brain centipede and Brett Favre's jealous death wish.
Alex Smith TD Pass Challenged On Grounds It Was Thrown By Alex Smith
The spittle and invectives fly as Doc and Kenny recount Sidney Crosby's travails and the WNBA's plan to horrifically maim their players for ...
Tim Wakefield Admits Knuckleball Just Fastball He Throws Very Slowly
It's time for the MLB playoffs at the GOOMF. Baseball reporter Jim Ridgeway joins the guys to get yelled at and explain that Tim ...
Red Sox Sell Out Of Commemorative "Collapse 2011" Hats, T-Shirts
Boston fans are reacting to the monumental collapse of the Red Sox in typical fashion: buying commemorative merchandise, flooding the streets and generally acting like ...
Is Serena Williams Sexy Or Not? 'Get Out Of My Face' Takes On The Burning Question
This GOOMF is a mouthful of Sour Fish for Doc Brooks, who regurgitates a big hunk of Notre Dame and opines on the sexiness of ...
Tom Brady Questionable For Sunday's Game After Waking Up Ugly
Kenny and Doc finish today's Get Out Of My Face with a rapid-fire NFL "Gun To Your Head," discussing Michael Vick's dog killing ...
Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips
The Get Out Of My Face boys are back at it, screaming from the hilltops about the lip-kissing Ryan twins and the NFL's decision ...
Panthers Name Cam Newton Starting QB Because Everybody Seems To Think They Should
The Get Out Of My Face guys have their heads in the clouds this week, but they're still taking on Cam Newton's assumed ...
Peyton Manning Says He Will Play In Colts Opener After Performing Neck Surgery On Self
Get Out Of My Face has the latest on the Colts' All-Pro quarterback, who took matters into his own hands and surgically repaired his own ...
Tiger Woods Fails To Qualify For Sex With Dive Bar Waitress
The former number one sex-haver in the world continued the longest slump of his coital career, unable to bring home a local dive bar waitress ...
