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Shane Doan Wins NHL's Byron Pepys Trophy For Tying His Skates The Tightest

ISSUE 48•22 | 05.25.12 | Photo Finish
Jubilant Rangers Throw Skates Into Stands

ISSUE 48•21 | 05.19.12 | Photo Finish
Big Brown Attempts Horse Racing Comeback As Jockey

ISSUE 48•20 | 05.13.12 | Photo Finish
Derrick Rose To Writhe In Pain On Floor For Remainder Of NBA Playoffs

ISSUE 48•19 | 05.04.12 | Photo Finish
Mel Kiper Thinks Someone Else Is Overrated

ISSUE 48•17 | 04.22.12 | Photo Finish
Giancarlo Stanton Practicing Line Drives So He Doesn't Activate That Stupid Marlin Statue Thing

ISSUE 48•16 | 04.14.12 | Photo Finish
Bartolo Colon Rolls Down A Hill Uncontrollably

ISSUE 48•15 | 04.07.12 | Photo Finish
Knowing Glance Between Peyton Manning And John Elway Entering Third Hour

ISSUE 48•14 | 03.31.12 | Photo Finish
Evan Longoria Bragging About How Cheap It Was To Make His Own Batting Helmet

ISSUE 48•13 | 03.25.12 | Photo Finish
Tebow, Sanchez Vow To Work Together To Throw Football

ISSUE 48•12 | 03.21.12 | Photo Finish
Broncos Calling Teams To See If They Need Anyone Who Can't Play Quarterback

ISSUE 48•12 | 03.19.12 | Photo Finish
Adorable Jaguars Mail Peyton Manning Picture They Fingerpainted Of Him Wearing Jacksonville Jersey

ISSUE 48•12 | 03.18.12 | Photo Finish
NCAA Selection Committee Evidently Just Went Alphabetically

ISSUE 48•11 | 03.11.12 | Photo Finish
Prince Fielder Reports To Spring Training Exactly The Right Amount Overweight

ISSUE 48•10 | 03.03.12 | Photo Finish
NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car

ISSUE 48•08 | 02.18.12 | Photo Finish
Eli Manning: 'My Mom And Dad Are Taking Me To Disney World!'

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.10.12 | Photo Finish
Nation Horrified By Carolina Panthers' Disturbingly Graphic Logo Redesign

02.05.12 | Photo Finish
Pathetic Harbaugh Family Unable To Get Even One Son To Coach In Super Bowl

ISSUE 48•05 | 01.28.12 | Photo Finish
Oh Christ, Mascot Headed Right For You

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.20.12 | Photo Finish
This Shit Again

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.13.12 | Photo Finish
Norv Turner Fired As Coach Of Chargers, Right?

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.06.12 | Photo Finish
Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant Runs Perfect Scenic Route

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.09.11 | Photo Finish
Hedo Turkoglu Somehow Comes Out Of Lockout $50 Million Richer

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.02.11 | Photo Finish
Pit Crew Triumphantly Carries Winning Car Off Track

ISSUE 47•48 | 11.18.11 | Photo Finish
Lions Defenders Drive Tim Tebow Five Feet Into Ground

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.04.11 | Photo Finish
Joe Flacco: 'Before You Get Too Impressed, I Intend To Throw For Only 60 Yards Next Week'

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.04.11 | Photo Finish
Ray Lewis Releases Primal Scream After Successfully Transferring Money To Checking Account

ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•43 | 10.28.11 | Photo Finish
Sad, Pathetic Minnesota Fans Will Take A Win In Any Sport

ISSUE 47•42 | 10.21.11 | Photo Finish
'He's Dead' Nicest Thing Said About Al Davis

ISSUE 47•42 | 10.14.11 | Photo Finish
Al Davis Dies Alone Surrounded By Closest Friends

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.08.11 | Photo Finish