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Pathetic Harbaugh Family Unable To Get Even One Son To Coach In Super Bowl

ISSUE 48•05 | 01.28.12 | Photo Finish
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ISSUE 48•03 | 01.13.12 | Photo Finish
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Hedo Turkoglu Somehow Comes Out Of Lockout $50 Million Richer

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.02.11 | Photo Finish
Pit Crew Triumphantly Carries Winning Car Off Track

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Lions Defenders Drive Tim Tebow Five Feet Into Ground

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.04.11 | Photo Finish
Joe Flacco: 'Before You Get Too Impressed, I Intend To Throw For Only 60 Yards Next Week'

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.04.11 | Photo Finish
Ray Lewis Releases Primal Scream After Successfully Transferring Money To Checking Account

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'He's Dead' Nicest Thing Said About Al Davis

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Al Davis Dies Alone Surrounded By Closest Friends

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.08.11 | Photo Finish
ESPN Stops SportsCenter Episode To Recognize Stuart Scott’s 500,000th 'Boo Ya'

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Triathlete’s Favorite Part Is All The Splashing As You Run Into Water

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Unemployed David Garrard Spends Afternoon In Local Coffee Shop Working On Passing Play

ISSUE 47•39 | 09.23.11 | Photo Finish
Serena Williams Fined $2000 For Eating Chair Umpire

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Bears To Prove Jay Cutler's Toughness By Allowing Quarterback To Be Sacked More Often

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Peyton Manning's Head Falls Off

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Media Blasts Minnesota Vikings For Doing Little To Upgrade Their Fans

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Cam Newton Looking Like He Plays For Panthers

ISSUE 47•34 | 08.19.11 | Photo Finish
Tigers Sign Jim Leyland Through His Death In 2012

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Rex Ryan’s Mouth Officially Opened For 2012 Season

ISSUE 47•32 | 08.05.11 | Photo Finish
Russ Cochran Survives Senior British Open

ISSUE 47•30 | 07.29.11 | Photo Finish
Vladimir Guerrero Placed On Disabled List With Old

ISSUE 47•30 | 07.22.11 | Photo Finish
Brewers Grounds Crew Fills Up Stadium With Soapy Water For Prince Fielder's Bubble Bath

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MetLife Hang Glider Providing Aerial Footage For This Year’s U.S. Open

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Erik Spoelstra: 'I'm Fired, Right?'

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Eli Manning: 'My Mom And Dad Are Taking Me To Disney World!'

Nation Horrified By Carolina Panthers' Disturbingly Graphic Logo Redesign

Pathetic Harbaugh Family Unable To Get Even One Son To Coach In Super Bowl

Oh Christ, Mascot Headed Right For You

This Shit Again

Norv Turner Fired As Coach Of Chargers, Right?

Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant Runs Perfect Scenic Route

Hedo Turkoglu Somehow Comes Out Of Lockout $50 Million Richer

Pit Crew Triumphantly Carries Winning Car Off Track

Lions Defenders Drive Tim Tebow Five Feet Into Ground

Joe Flacco: 'Before You Get Too Impressed, I Intend To Throw For Only 60 Yards Next Week'

Ray Lewis Releases Primal Scream After Successfully Transferring Money To Checking Account

Sad, Pathetic Minnesota Fans Will Take A Win In Any Sport

'He's Dead' Nicest Thing Said About Al Davis

Al Davis Dies Alone Surrounded By Closest Friends

ESPN Stops SportsCenter Episode To Recognize Stuart Scott’s 500,000th 'Boo Ya'

Triathlete’s Favorite Part Is All The Splashing As You Run Into Water

Unemployed David Garrard Spends Afternoon In Local Coffee Shop Working On Passing Play

Serena Williams Fined $2000 For Eating Chair Umpire

Bears To Prove Jay Cutler's Toughness By Allowing Quarterback To Be Sacked More Often

Peyton Manning's Head Falls Off

Media Blasts Minnesota Vikings For Doing Little To Upgrade Their Fans

Cam Newton Looking Like He Plays For Panthers

Tigers Sign Jim Leyland Through His Death In 2012

Rex Ryan’s Mouth Officially Opened For 2012 Season

Russ Cochran Survives Senior British Open

Vladimir Guerrero Placed On Disabled List With Old

Brewers Grounds Crew Fills Up Stadium With Soapy Water For Prince Fielder's Bubble Bath

MetLife Hang Glider Providing Aerial Footage For This Year’s U.S. Open

Erik Spoelstra: 'I'm Fired, Right?'

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