Point/Counterpoint
My Year Volunteering As A Teacher Helped Educate A New Generation Of Underprivileged Kids vs. Can We Please, Just Once, Have A Real Teacher
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My Year Volunteering As A Teacher Helped Educate A New Generation Of Underprivileged Kids
When I graduated college last year, I was certain I ...
As Long As You're Smiling, Nothing Can Get You Down vs. This Shelter For Homeless AIDS Sufferers Has Been Defunded; Please Gather Your Things
Point As Long As You're Smiling, Nothing Can Get You Down Now and again we all find ourselves feeling a little bit "blue." That ...
Part Of Me Wants To See This Acrobat Fall To His Death vs. Part Of Me Wants To See That Guy In The Third Row Have A Heart Attack In Front Of His Family
I know this is going to sound sick and twisted—there is a small part of me that wants to see him slip and plummet ...
If I See Doug, I'm Going To Kick His Ass vs. Apparently Doug Is A Better Fighter Than I Thought
That's it. Doug thinks he can talk shit behind my back and get away with it? Oh, no, my friend, that's not gonna ...
Sustainable Energy Solutions Are The Key To Our Country's Economic Future vs. Christ, Ted, Is That You? It's Four In The Morning
Point Sustainable Energy Solutions Are The Key To Our Country's Economic Future Time and time again, the United States finds itself on the brink ...
When I'm Gone, They'll All Be Sorry vs. Didn't He Kill Himself Last Year?
Point When I'm Gone, They'll All Be Sorry I'll show them. I'll show everybody. They may not appreciate me now, but ...
My Sister Actually Went To School With Ryan Reynolds' Brother vs. Cool, I Like You More As A Person Now
Point My Sister Actually Went To School With Ryan Reynolds' Brother You know, it's funny that you mention Ryan Reynolds, because my sister actually ...
My Dad Is A Army Guy vs. I Am A Army Guy
My name is Brian but my dad's name is Sgt. Carrelson and he's a Army guy! He has lots of different guns he ...
Maple Syrup Is An Excellent Way To Enhance The Flavor Of Pancakes And Waffles vs. I Thought We Were Going To Talk About The Proliferation Of Nuclear Weapons
Point Maple Syrup Is An Excellent Way To Enhance The Flavor Of Pancakes And Waffles If there's one thing that almost anyone can agree ...
Duh…I'm Stupid! vs. No! That's Not Me!
Hey, everybody! I'm Rick Mahoney and I am so stupid. I'm the dumbest person on the planet. Durr, durrr, my brain is so ...
The Israeli Conflict Is Far Too Nuanced And Complex To Sum Up In One Op-Ed/Not If You Hate Jews!
For as long as I can remember, the Israelis and Palestinians have been in conflict. And for as long as I can remember, there have ...
Point/Counterpoint: Gov. Palin Has No Experience vs. Please Keep Your Voice Down, My Poor Retarded Child Is Sleeping
There may be no better word to describe John McCain's vice presidential pick than "ridiculous."
After months of criticizing Sen. Obama...
Point/Counterpoint: Party! vs. Whoo! Party!
Party! Yeah, man! All right! Can you believe this?! Damn!
Dude! Party!
What's that? Huh? I can't understand you over the noise...
You're Never Too Old For Laser Tag vs. Sir, If You're Not Accompanying A Minor I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Leave
When I walk into the office on Monday, the guys always ask me what I did over the weekend, and my answer is always the ...
I Know It's Crazy, But Some Days I Feel Like Everybody Is Out To Get Me vs. Our Mission Has Been Compromised! Abort!
Ever had one of those days where nothing seems to go right? I sure have. When everything is falling apart and you just can't ...
Cats Are Better Than Dogs
I've always been a fan of felines. As far as pets go, you can't beat them! I have three myself, and I couldn ...
Point/Counterpoint: We Have A Unique Opportunity To Change The World
When I sat down to write this speech, I thought a lot about what I had learned over the past four years. On the first ...
This Man Obviously Has Substance Abuse Problems And No Capacity To Love vs. But You Love Him!
It is time to face facts: Your boyfriend has nothing to offer you. He is a mean drunk, a liar, a cheater, and an emotional ...
Help! Sandal Season Is Here, And My Feet Are A Mess vs. Help! I'm Trapped In A Burning Bus
Help! Sandal season is here, and my feet are a complete mess! I've got rough heels, ugly calluses, and ragged cuticles. Winter weather really ...
