Poll
Do you plan to join the boycott against the 7,219 American foods that contain GoldenMade corn syrup?
Many are saying high fructose corn syrup manufacturer GoldenMade is not doing enough to clean up the massive midwest corn syrup spill.
Which quality most makes Mike Brant a worthy GOP presidential candidate?
Many are naming Mike Brant as a contender for the 2012 presidential ticket. Which quality most makes him a worthy candidate for president?
What will you do now that the FDA announced that Americans are "on their own"?
This week the deputy FDA commissioner announced that Americans are "on their own" in regards to dietary regulations.
Did you have any idea that Jude Law was a terrible actor?
This week Jude Law surprised the nation by coming out as a terrible actor. Did you have any inkling Law was actually no good?
As a "real American," which issue is most important to you (and don't lie, because we've electrified your whole house)?
Considering that you must tell the truth because if you don't we could send a thousand-volt current of electricity through your walls at any ...
Which of these new Republican darlings has the best chance of becoming the face of the GOP?
All eyes are on furniture repairman Mike Brant, the newest star of the Republican party, but there are other frontrunners as well: Trisha Nichols, a ...
If man is fallible, isn't reason itself fallible, and if so, mustn't this fallibility find a place in our logic?
The stock market plunged 1,000 points today on news man is not infallible. But if this is so, isn't reason itself fallible, and ...
Should Obama write Kim Jong-Il an email expressing his disappointment over North Korea destroying the Asian continent?
Some have expressed that the U.S. should take a harder line with North Korea regarding its destruction of the Asian continent.
Will you try to use some of your high school French to speak to President Obama's European friends?
Many Americans are saying they will rely on their high school language classes to make a good showing when the French president and First Lady ...
Which award does Brooke Alvarez's new book "Alone In The Herd Of Fools" more deserve to win?
This week Brooke Alvarez's new book "Alone In The Herd Of Fools," written during Brooke's recent six-day cruise to Mykonos, hits bookstores.
Which Joe Biden would you rather have a beer with?
Amid discussion of Obama's replacement by an impostor, Joe Biden's impostor is also in the news. Which Biden would you rather sit down ...
Should American employees also be allowed scream in the copy room for three minutes a day?
Is six minutes of crying now guaranteed to workers enough to quell the frustration of the average American feels or should there be an addendum ...
Which Obama do want in office?
Following the discovery that the real President Obama was kidnapped and replaced by a weak-willed impostor, many citizens are saying they would rather keep the ...
What do you think of Michael Bay's attack on LAX?
Critics are buzzing about Michael Bay's horrific attack on Los Angeles International Airport. How would you rate it?
Will lower dating standards be enough to get your ugly friend Karen paired off?
The nation's dating standards were officially lowered today. Will it be enough to finally get your ugly friend Karen paired off with someone?
Now that the U.S. Dating Standards have been readjusted, what's your ideal first date?
Dating standards have been lowered for the first time in decades, bringing millions of previously unacceptable mates onto the market.
Should teachers be eliminated and replaced by dogs trained to press "play" on DVD players loaded with a single, long educational video?
In order to cut budgets, some states are switching to a "one teacher per school" plan which will increase average class sizes to 1,000 ...
