"If I see a shirt I like, I'll usually just buy it," - Warren Buffett
"Finally, after years of being silent about my sexual orientation, I can get all this built-up telling out of my system," - Cpl.
"There is no greater joy in my life than making Obama hate his," - Sen. Mitch McConnell
"I'm truly grateful that both Democrats and their Democratic counterparts were able to reach this consensus," President Obama
"We want to turn your bridges into rubble, but if we claimed credit for making them collapse, nobody would ever believe us," - Ayman al-Zawahiri, Al ...
"Look, anyone who knows me knows that I have never cared about money," - Rupert Murdoch
“I prayed last night and asked the Lord to support my candidacy, and He said no,” - Ricky Perry
"If we can't get job legislation passed, the least we can do is provide these citizens with something to do during the workday," - Labor ...
"The United States will never dance for any nation on earth more than once. There will be no encore." - President Obama
"There's a lot more to me than anyone realizes," - Dumptruck
"Not only are Tony and Craig complete sweethearts, but anyone who spends more than two minutes with them can see they're clearly perfect for ...
"Whether it's fretting about my career or the mess in my kitchen, I hate being caught off guard without anything to worry about."
The time has come to face facts: To move forward, we've got to get on up, and stay on the scene, like a sex ...
"The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now ...
"The bass were the first to talk about it, but they're kind of a coarse fish." - Eight-pound walleyed pike
"We cannot afford to take the health of our nation's lawns for granted." - Sen. Dick Armey (R-TX)
"I don't feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when I look at my Pulitzer. Instead, I feel angry." - Seymour Hersh
"Those other journalists from The Washington Post and The Baltimore Sun are nothing but a pack of vultures."