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Burger King Unveils New Trudge-Through Window

Radio News • ISSUE 48•27 • Jul 2, 2012

Childless Couple Seriously Thinking About Abducting

Radio News • ISSUE 48•26 • Jun 29, 2012

Community Comes Together To Paint Over Ugly Mural

Radio News • ISSUE 48•26 • Jun 28, 2012

Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet

Radio News • ISSUE 48•26 • Jun 27, 2012

Love Affair Not Torrid Enough For Area Man

Radio News • ISSUE 48•26 • Jun 26, 2012

Bonsai Tree Finally Dies After Four-Year Battle With College Student

Radio News • ISSUE 48•26 • Jun 25, 2012

Johnny Depp's Indentured Servitude To Tim Burton Ends

Radio News • ISSUE 48•25 • Jun 22, 2012

Michael Bay Makes High Octane Trip To Grocery Store

Radio News • ISSUE 48•25 • Jun 21, 2012

Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God

Radio News • ISSUE 48•25 • Jun 20, 2012

Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It

Radio News • ISSUE 48•25 • Jun 19, 2012

Catholic Nutritionists Warn Of Transubstantiating Fats

Radio News • ISSUE 48•25 • Jun 18, 2012

New Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself

Radio News • ISSUE 48•24 • Jun 15, 2012

Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest

Radio News • ISSUE 48•24 • Jun 14, 2012

New Movie From Pixar Will Totally Fuck With Kids' Minds

Radio News • ISSUE 48•24 • Jun 13, 2012

Lost Nature Guide Completely Blanks On What's Edible

Radio News • ISSUE 48•24 • Jun 12, 2012

Weather Channel Opens Las Vegas Casino

Radio News • ISSUE 48•24 • Jun 11, 2012

Kentucky Legislature Bans Gay Pet Weddings

Radio News • ISSUE 48•23 • Jun 8, 2012

Aroma Therapist Fails To Factor In Own Falafel Breath

Radio News • ISSUE 48•23 • Jun 7, 2012

Native American Realtor Doesn't Believe In Job

Radio News • ISSUE 48•23 • Jun 6, 2012

Jerry Lewis Telethon Loses Record $30 Million Dollars

Radio News • ISSUE 48•23 • Jun 5, 2012