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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 24, 2017

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New Study Finds Being On Cover Of ‘People’ Magazine Best Predictor Of Revealing All

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Lifeguard Getting Pretty Fed Up With Out-Of-Breath Kid Always Hanging On Lane Line

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Leftover Bugles Still Stuck To Trump’s Fingers During Bill Signing

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‘NBA Hangtime’ Announcer Remembers Calling Scottie Pippen’s Classic Fire Double Dunk Game

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Grey Parrot Disappointed To Discover Rest Of Aviary A Bunch Of Idiots

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Concert Crowd Worried Singer Who Stepped Away From Mic Won’t Make It Back In Time For Chorus

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New MIT Study Suggests Sonic The Hedgehog Might Be Living In Computer Simulation

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Gap Unveils Lightweight Linen Gift Card For Summer

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Area Man Lifetime 0 For 6,000 On Jump Hooks

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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

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Report: Bellagio Voted Best Casino For Standing Around Too Nervous To Approach A Poker Table

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Dive-Bombing Osprey Better Emerge From Lake With Something Awesome To Show For It

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Historians Find Evidence Of Nation’s Founding Lobbyists’ Campaign To Influence Constitution

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Star Tour Operator Points Out Massive Costner Dropping To Awed Passengers

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Nike Introduces New Line Of Sauce-Wicking Competitive Eating Apparel

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Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly

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Nation Kept Up All Night By Sound Of Creaking Infrastructure

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Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

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Shelling From Royal Caribbean’s M.S. ‘Allure’ Sinks Carnival Cruise Vessel That Crossed Into Disputed Waters

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National Forest Service Recommends Campers Tie Up Their Food To Avoid Attracting Other Visitors

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Area Man Marks Territory On Bench With Sweaty Thigh Outline

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Lovelorn App Aches To Know Your Location

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