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ISSUE 48•21 | 05.24.12 | Statshot
Top Names For Skrillex's Haircut

ISSUE 48•20 | 05.17.12 | Statshot
What Are We Running Out Of?

ISSUE 48•19 | 05.10.12 | Statshot
How Was Philadelphia?

ISSUE 48•18 | 05.03.12 | Statshot
Who's Sleeping In The Guest Room?

ISSUE 48•16 | 04.19.12 | Statshot
What Aren't We Taking In The Move?

ISSUE 48•13 | 03.29.12 | Statshot
How Are We Protecting Ourselves From Identity Theft?

ISSUE 48•12 | 03.22.12 | Statshot
What Are We Stealing From Work?

ISSUE 48•11 | 03.15.12 | Statshot
What Are We Getting Home-Delivered?

ISSUE 48•10 | 03.08.12 | Statshot
What Petition Are We Signing?

ISSUE 48•08 | 02.24.12 | Statshot
What's Our Waiter's Deal?

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.17.12 | Statshot
Why Are We Deleting Our Facebook Accounts?

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.10.12 | Statshot
What Are We Replacing?

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.27.12 | Statshot
What Are We Hiding From Our Parents?

ISSUE 48•03 ISSUE 0• | 01.20.12 | Statshot
What Are We Coming To Terms With?

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.13.12 | Statshot
What Did We Find In Our Winter Coat Pockets?

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.06.12 | Statshot
What Dish Went Uneaten?

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.09.11 | Statshot
Why Is Mom Calling?

ISSUE 47•48 | 12.02.11 | Statshot
Why Aren't We Protesting?

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.11.11 | Statshot
Why Are We Wearing A Tuxedo?

ISSUE 47•44 | 11.04.11 | Statshot
What Are We Asking Our Employees For?

ISSUE 47•42 | 10.21.11 | Statshot
What Demographic Aren't We Hitting?

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.14.11 | Statshot
What Are We Putting Away For The Fall?

ISSUE 47•40 | 09.30.11 | Statshot
What's In Our Go Bags?

ISSUE 47•39 | 09.25.11 | Statshot
Who's Watching Our Kids?

ISSUE 47•37 | 09.16.11 | Statshot
What Are We Hiding From Our New Roommate?

ISSUE 47•36 | 09.09.11 | Statshot
So What's There To Do In Amarillo?

ISSUE 47•36 | 09.02.11 | Statshot
What Are We Bringing With Us To College?

ISSUE 47•34 | 08.27.11 | Statshot
Why Are We Holding A Microphone?

ISSUE 47•33 | 08.19.11 | Statshot
What Childhood Fears Are We Confronting?

ISSUE 47•32 | 08.12.11 | Statshot