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Top-Selling Alcohol Under $5
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Feb 23, 2000
Losing Junior-High Science-Fair Projects
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Feb 16, 2000
What Are We Excluding From Our Résumés?
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Feb 9, 2000
Top Inspirational, Computer-Generated Super Bowl Ads
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Feb 2, 2000
Catchphrases That Never Caught On
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Jan 26, 2000
Where Are We Conceiving?
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Jan 19, 2000
What's The Only Flaw In Our Ingenious Plan?
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Dec 22, 1999
Most-Regretted Impluse Purchases
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Dec 15, 1999
How Are We Coping With Our Crippling Depression And Loneliness?
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Dec 8, 1999
Hot Holiday Toys
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Dec 1, 1999
What The Hell Did We Drink Last Night
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Nov 24, 1999
Upcoming Disney Adaptations Of Classic Books
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Nov 17, 1999
Least-Abused Substances
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Nov 10, 1999
Top-Selling Novelty Condoms
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Nov 3, 1999
Worst-Selling Halloween Costumes
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Oct 27, 1999
How are U.S. prisoners passing their time?
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Oct 13, 1999
Top 20th Century Genocides
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Oct 6, 1999
How do we like our cock?
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Sep 29, 1999
Least-Attended U.S. Street Festivals
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Sep 22, 1999
Most Memorable Candid Camera Pranks
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Sep 15, 1999
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