The Walking Dead

AMC 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT In the eagerly anticipated conclusion to last season’s heart-stopping cliffhanger, an obscured shape staggering toward the characters in the midst of an orchestral swell turns out to be a zombie.

You Can’t Judge A Book By Its Cover

NBC 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT Stephen Cover is a retired federal judge trying to juggle his nascent literary career with his hectic family life in the sleepy town of You-Can’t, Idaho.

Teen Wolfe

MTV 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT The origins of Tom Wolfe are explored in this new series.

Cincinnati At Pittsburgh

Fox 1 p.m. EDT/12 p.m. CDT In this high-profile matchup, the 296,000 residents of Cincinnati go toe-to-toe with the 308,000 residents of Pittsburgh for regional bragging rights.

Billion Dollar Listing

Bravo 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT Turns out there are not any actual billion-dollar houses for sale yet. Probably should have checked that out before taping this show.

Dance Now!

CW 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT Contestants dance as celebrity judges discharge pistols at their feet.

Out That Innie!

Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT Cash and prizes are awarded to contestants who, through a combination of holding their breath and clenching really hard, are able to push their belly buttons out.

Saved By The Liberty Bell

NBC 4 p.m. EDT/3 p.m. CDT John Adams has finally scored a date with gorgeous Kelly Hancock, but will they get home in time for Benjamin “Screech” Franklin to study for the big test?

5 Seconds Of ‘Wild Wild West’

TNT 4:36 p.m. EDT/3:36 p.m. CDT 
Watch that scene where Will Smith and Kevin Kline get their neck magnets stuck together before you flip to something else.