Caricature artist Jay Kogen went easy on the jowls.
Jacob Elish watched a pornographic movie featuring an actress that vaguely resembled his wife.
Tamara Federici gave her friend a couple of extra back pats during their goodbye hug.
Since he didn’t know anything about the topic being discussed, Carl Tresvant kept his goddamn trap shut.
Elizabeth Cho watched the sunset all the way to the end even after it started getting boring.
34-year-old Alex Schlemmer is still to this day able to remember all the TV station numbers and affiliations from his childhood.
Nancy Sullivan pulled an all-nighter and didn’t tell anyone.
Paul Houseman, 42, stuck to his wife’s shopping list and refrained from buying a bag of Bugles, even though he really wanted to make ...
Oscillating fan is ready to cool some rooms.
Louis Charles, 17, added a little water to the nearly empty mustard bottle so his parents wouldn’t be able to tell he took some.
Michael Carpenter managed to sit through his son’s entire T-ball game without once screaming out how easy it is to hit a ball that ...
Isabel Grove, 48, listened to a coworker describe her daughter’s leukemia treatments and made a concerned face.
Josh Lemberg made sure not to get any of the other dogs’ hopes up while choosing a pet at the local shelter
Rob Todd, 42, has always fantasized about walking in on a woman using the bathroom, but he’s never acted on it and he never ...
Even though he probably won’t win Best Actor, Denzel Washington is planning to attend the Oscars all the same.
Kent Sulak, 47, tethered a large wooden paddle to the men’s room key so no one would walk off with it again.
Elliott Tapparo didn’t get into a fight at Riley’s Tavern last night, even though he really could have used the attention.
After realizing no one else was going to step up, Natalie Blasi assumed the role of the person who lets everyone in the post office ...
Chloe Thorn, 25, had a groundbreaking idea for a Tumblr site—one that would surely garner a book deal, a sitcom pilot, and hundreds of ...
Sean Pickens, a 41-year-old peeping Tom, left local woman Cecilia Jones a note informing her of a strange-looking mole on her back.