Louis Charles, 17, added a little water to the nearly empty mustard bottle so his parents wouldn’t be able to tell he took some.
Michael Carpenter managed to sit through his son’s entire T-ball game without once screaming out how easy it is to hit a ball that ...
Isabel Grove, 48, listened to a coworker describe her daughter’s leukemia treatments and made a concerned face.
Josh Lemberg made sure not to get any of the other dogs’ hopes up while choosing a pet at the local shelter
Rob Todd, 42, has always fantasized about walking in on a woman using the bathroom, but he’s never acted on it and he never ...
Even though he probably won’t win Best Actor, Denzel Washington is planning to attend the Oscars all the same.
Kent Sulak, 47, tethered a large wooden paddle to the men’s room key so no one would walk off with it again.
Elliott Tapparo didn’t get into a fight at Riley’s Tavern last night, even though he really could have used the attention.
After realizing no one else was going to step up, Natalie Blasi assumed the role of the person who lets everyone in the post office ...
Chloe Thorn, 25, had a groundbreaking idea for a Tumblr site—one that would surely garner a book deal, a sitcom pilot, and hundreds of ...
Sean Pickens, a 41-year-old peeping Tom, left local woman Cecilia Jones a note informing her of a strange-looking mole on her back.
The Amtower family's copy of Monopoly still has all its pieces.
Henry Freiberg, 33, waited until the waiter cleared the plates before he resumed texting.
Mark Carson has made it his duty to immediately inform friends and family of any celebrity deaths, no matter what the deceased’s level of ...
Multibillionaire industrialist and archconservative David Koch gave $7 million to the PBS show Nova.
Sales executive Ashley Hamilton listened to a voicemail from her mom all the way through.
Terry Molin, 3, didn’t have a swim diaper on like he was supposed to at Crawdaddy Cove Water Park, but he didn’t have ...
Account manager Ellen Cooper only sighed audibly four times during last Tuesday's staff meeting.
A southern white rhinoceros at the San Antonio Zoo made an effort not to look suicidal in front of children.
Thom Cargill kept his tuberculosis under wraps so as not to be a downer during the flight from Hong Kong to L.A.