Andrea Bennett and Jason Copeland look ahead at the long months remaining before this election is finally over.

Ron Paul was out on the campaign trail courting voters in his huffing, puffing, whimsical steam-powered vehicle.

The Tea Party has all but disappeared, but an expert urges us not to think they won't be back.

This week the Romney campaign introduced "Paco", a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters.

Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself "somehow very sad."

A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.

While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're "undecided" just for the fun of messing with ...

Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in universal health ...

Onion News Network political analyst Jason Copeland explains Montana's unique primary process, in which the state's delegates are awarded to the winner of ...

Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains.

An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a ...

Ted Kennedy's crying ghost disrupts Congress and a pilot crashes in the Kardashian wilderness, in today's NewsBlitz.

Guests on the Onion News Network's new political-debate show "The Beltway" decide who's leading and who's bleeding in the 24-hour political battle ...

President Obama's proposed high-speed train system will be replaced with a fleet of buses that will rocket along highways at speeds up to 165 ...

The vice president hopes the American women can join him for a discussion of the Middle Class Relief Act and some of his famous braised ...

The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.

Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.

Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.

Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.