60 Onion News Network http://www.theonion.com/onn/ en-us 2012 The Onion, Inc. Yes Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters The Onion Yes Fri, 25 May 2012 14:30:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/romney-to-undergo-gender-reassignment-surgery-to-b,28358/ Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter The Onion Yes Thu, 24 May 2012 10:15:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/quiet-temp-actually-very-untalented-singersongwrit,28310/ Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers The Onion Yes Wed, 23 May 2012 14:15:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/search-crews-continue-to-look-for-obviously-dead-h,28305/ First McDonald's Opens With A Young Grimace Just Starting Out As A Cashier The Onion Yes Tue, 22 May 2012 11:45:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/first-mcdonalds-opens-with-a-young-grimace-just-st,28289/ Behind The Pen: The Chinese Threat The Onion Yes Mon, 21 May 2012 10:30:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/behind-the-pen-the-chinese-threat,28261/ Harrison Ford Chuckles To Self Upon Realizing He Hasn't Been In Movie People Liked In 18 Years The Onion Yes Fri, 18 May 2012 13:56:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/harrison-ford-chuckles-to-self-upon-realizing-he-h,28254/ Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion The Onion Yes Thu, 17 May 2012 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/republicans-stalling-obamas-agenda-by-speaking-mov,28234/ After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown The Onion Yes Wed, 16 May 2012 13:25:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/after-weeks-of-media-pressure-shia-labeouf-still-r,27235/ Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide The Onion Yes Tue, 15 May 2012 15:45:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/alabama-hosts-first-desegregated-mass-suicide,28231/ Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works The Onion Yes Mon, 14 May 2012 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/behind-the-pen-how-marriage-works,28173/ Same Homeless Man Always Begging For Change On United Flight The Onion Yes Fri, 11 May 2012 14:50:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/same-homeless-man-always-begging-for-change-on-uni,28178/ This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof (1972) The Onion Yes Tue, 8 May 2012 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/this-week-in-history-sears-tower-constructed-with,28128/ In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls The Onion Yes Mon, 7 May 2012 13:55:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/in-bipartisan-spirit-obama-makes-deal-to-get-kicke,28107/ It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton The Onion Yes Fri, 4 May 2012 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/it-easy-to-tell-what-area-man-will-look-like-as-sk,28098/ Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk The Onion Yes Wed, 2 May 2012 16:40:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/medium-channels-the-spirits-of-old-acquaintances-f,28067/ Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot The Onion Yes Tue, 1 May 2012 09:50:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/romney-courts-hispanic-vote-with-animated-sombrero,28044/ Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter The Onion Yes Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:15:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/biden-unveils-new-health-initiative-to-make-us-wom,28031/ Kid Screaming Behind Passenger During Entire Plane Crash  The Onion Yes Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:30:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/kid-screaming-behind-passenger-during-entire-plane,28022/ Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria The Onion Yes Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:30:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/kanye-west-in-feud-with-nation-of-syria,28013/ Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone The Onion Yes Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:15:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/obamas-approval-rating-down-after-photos-surface-o,28010/ Pekingese Really Letting Self Go Since Winning Westminster  The Onion Yes Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:25:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/pekingese-really-letting-self-go-since-winning-wes,27992/ Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis The Onion Yes Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/four-american-troops-tragically-killed-along-with,27949/ Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook The Onion Yes Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/report-every-potential-2040-president-already-unel,27963/ Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn The Onion Yes Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/democrats-obama-has-dicked-us-around-for-four-year,27897/ Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them The Onion Yes Mon, 9 Apr 2012 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/video/reporter-helps-starving-dogs-by-personally-shootin,27891/