60 Onion News Network http://www.theonion.com/onn/ en-us 2012 The Onion, Inc. Yes Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools The Onion Yes Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:15:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/obama-begs-voters-not-to-make-his-daughters-switch,27368/ Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume The Onion Yes Wed, 8 Feb 2012 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/meet-the-man-inside-the-nicolas-cage-costume,27318/ In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation The Onion Yes Tue, 7 Feb 2012 10:30:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/in-the-know-panel-analyzes-obamas-furious-profanit,27288/ Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now The Onion Yes Mon, 6 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/eli-manning-asks-dad-if-he-can-stop-playing-footba,27279/ GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head The Onion Yes Mon, 6 Feb 2012 10:15:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-introduces-new-mystery-candidate-with-paper-ba,27271/ Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy The Onion Yes Fri, 3 Feb 2012 15:45:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/poll-reveals-gop-nomination-now-twoway-race-betwee,27269/ Cocky Giants’ D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady The Onion Yes Fri, 3 Feb 2012 12:15:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/cocky-giants-d-reveals-game-plan-that-they-will-tr,27258/ Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized The Onion Yes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:15:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/ Panelists Discussing GOP Debate Clearly Didn't Watch It The Onion Yes Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:55:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/panelists-discussing-gop-debate-clearly-didnt-watc,27205/ Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama ‘Dad’ In Cabinet Meeting The Onion Yes Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/embarrassed-steven-chu-accidentally-calls-barack-o,27193/ Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl The Onion Yes Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:30:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/football-fans-excited-to-watch-patriots-or-giants,27179/ Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother The Onion Yes Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/tyler-perry-expands-his-fan-base-with-new-films-ab,27165/ Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses The Onion Yes Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/dead-wife-and-kids-replaced-by-miniature-horses,27157/ 2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead The Onion Yes Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/2011-in-review-nation-shocked-to-find-out-elizabet,27135/ Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain The Onion Yes Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:40:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/black-conservatives-support-candidate-whose-religi,27114/ Tebow’s Defeat Restores Nation’s Faith In God The Onion Yes Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:05:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/tebows-defeat-restores-nations-faith-in-god,27096/ Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe For Funniest Goofball At His Table The Onion Yes Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/justin-timberlake-wins-golden-globe-for-funniest-g,27080/ Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op The Onion Yes Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/critics-slam-obama-for-just-standing-there-during,27072/ 2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman The Onion Yes Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/2011-top-story-one-of-arizonas-many-crazed-gunmen,27055/ Minnesota Braces For Return Of Bachmann's Full Attention  The Onion Yes Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:53:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/minnesota-braces-for-return-of-bachmanns-full-atte,27040/ Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby The Onion Yes Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:15:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/jayz-fans-brace-themselves-for-onslaught-of-horrib,27007/ Alex Smith Boasts 49ers Have What It Takes To Win Despite Him The Onion Yes Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:55:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/alex-smith-boasts-49ers-have-what-it-takes-to-win,27024/ Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged In A Week-Long Drug-Fueled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes' The Onion Yes Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:24:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/grover-norquist-i-engaged-in-a-weeklong-drugfueled,27023/ Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty And Fame Takes Singer's First-Born Child The Onion Yes Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:15:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/witch-who-granted-beyonce-beauty-and-fame-takes-si,27002/ 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition The Onion Yes Mon, 9 Jan 2012 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/2011-top-story-queen-beds-kate-middleton-in-royal,26983/